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Aug 23, 2012 5:37 PM CST QUOTES!
mickyj63
mickyj63mickyj63adelaide, South Australia Australia101 Threads 2,362 Posts
4romance: Mentioning roads, you reminded me of this little yarn:

A little terrier dog crossed a road and on the other side he met a man and asked: "What is your name, man?"
The man answered: "Bond, James Bond!"
Then the man asked: "And what might your name be doggie?"
To which the dog answered: "Jack, Jack Russell!"
rolling on the floor laughing
Aug 23, 2012 6:08 PM CST QUOTES!
curly28
curly28curly28Perth, Western Australia Australia53 Threads 5,450 Posts
TICK WARNING



Please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list

If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to warm weather & asks you to take your clothes off & dance around with your arms up.






DO NOT DO THIS!!

THIS IS A SCAM!!









They only want to see you naked
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.....
I feel Stupid
blues
Aug 23, 2012 6:11 PM CST QUOTES!
curly28
curly28curly28Perth, Western Australia Australia53 Threads 5,450 Posts
If someone says "I Love You" & you don't feel the same.

Just say I Love You Tube


Really fast
Aug 23, 2012 11:55 PM CST QUOTES!
mickyj63
mickyj63mickyj63adelaide, South Australia Australia101 Threads 2,362 Posts
“It's the imperfections that make things beautiful”
? Jenny Han, The Summer I Turned Pretty
Aug 23, 2012 11:59 PM CST QUOTES!
mickyj63
mickyj63mickyj63adelaide, South Australia Australia101 Threads 2,362 Posts
“What you see is kinda what you get with me. I'm a very real person, or I hope to be, anyway. I don't have nothing to hide”
? Kenny Chesney
Aug 24, 2012 12:15 AM CST QUOTES!
mickyj63
mickyj63mickyj63adelaide, South Australia Australia101 Threads 2,362 Posts
“Yelling doesn't get your point across, it only makes it louder.”
? Grant Hill
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