hospital guy (19)
I wont be using the woman’s restrooms then!
Wow, an automatic tampon remover?
What will they think of next?
Wow, an automatic tampon remover?
What will they think of next?
asha69: At Hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the
men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
Had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP20 and a red one labelled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? ;
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,it
is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your Balls are under
your pillow.."
men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
Had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP20 and a red one labelled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? ;
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,it
is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your Balls are under
your pillow.."
asha69: At Hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the
men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
Had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP20 and a red one labelled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? ;
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,it
is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your Balls are under
your pillow.."
men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
Had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP20 and a red one labelled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? ;
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,it
is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your Balls are under
your pillow.."
PMSL!Blizzard14u: I wont be using the woman’s restrooms then!
Wow, an automatic tampon remover?
What will they think of next?
Wow, an automatic tampon remover?
What will they think of next?
i dont think they really have these?
curly28: PMSL!
Love these texting abbreviations. Really do have to think somethimes. Been making lists lately.
ATD.At The Doctors.
BFF.Best Friend Fell.
BTW.Bring the Wheelchair.
BYOT.Bring Your Own Teeth.
GTGPBL.Got to Go Pacemaker Battery Low.
GHA.Got Heartburn Again.
IMHO.Is My Hearing-Aid On.
LMDO.Laughing My Dentures Out.
OMMR.On My Massage Recliner.
OMSG. Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
You know that ROFL is something like rolling on the floor laughing – well . . .
ROFLACGU....Rolling on Floor Laughing and Can’t Get Up.
wash2u: Love these texting abbreviations. Really do have to think somethimes. Been making lists lately.
ATD.At The Doctors.
BFF.Best Friend Fell.
BTW.Bring the Wheelchair.
BYOT.Bring Your Own Teeth.
GTGPBL.Got to Go Pacemaker Battery Low.
GHA.Got Heartburn Again.
IMHO.Is My Hearing-Aid On.
LMDO.Laughing My Dentures Out.
OMMR.On My Massage Recliner.
OMSG. Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
You know that ROFL is something like rolling on the floor laughing – well . . .
ROFLACGU....Rolling on Floor Laughing and Can’t Get Up.
ATD.At The Doctors.
BFF.Best Friend Fell.
BTW.Bring the Wheelchair.
BYOT.Bring Your Own Teeth.
GTGPBL.Got to Go Pacemaker Battery Low.
GHA.Got Heartburn Again.
IMHO.Is My Hearing-Aid On.
LMDO.Laughing My Dentures Out.
OMMR.On My Massage Recliner.
OMSG. Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
You know that ROFL is something like rolling on the floor laughing – well . . .
ROFLACGU....Rolling on Floor Laughing and Can’t Get Up.
asha69: At Hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the
men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
Had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP20 and a red one labelled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? ;
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,it
is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your Balls are under
your pillow.."
men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
Had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP20 and a red one labelled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? ;
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,it
is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your Balls are under
your pillow.."
asha69: i dont think they really have these?
Well just to be on the safe side?
I don’t want to end up with a squeaky voice!
Blizzard14u: Well just to be on the safe side?
I don’t want to end up with a squeaky voice!
I don’t want to end up with a squeaky voice!
They had one on the radio the other day! MBA? Married but available?
That Dr feel good came on the show and said a few more but I was content with the last one!
PHD, perfectly happily Divorced,
So can I now say I have a PHD in life?
That Dr feel good came on the show and said a few more but I was content with the last one!
PHD, perfectly happily Divorced,
So can I now say I have a PHD in life?
Blizzard14u: They had one on the radio the other day! MBA? Married but available?
That Dr feel good came on the show and said a few more but I was content with the last one!
PHD, perfectly happily Divorced,
So can I now say I have a PHD in life?
That Dr feel good came on the show and said a few more but I was content with the last one!
PHD, perfectly happily Divorced,
So can I now say I have a PHD in life?
well blizzard arent you smart now with the PHD
well im SAD
single and dateable
asha69: well blizzard arent you smart now with the PHD
well im SAD
single and dateable
well im SAD
single and dateable
Thinking I should become MAD
Mobile And Divorced
wash2u: Thinking I should become MAD
Mobile And Divorced
Mobile And Divorced
well im BAD
bonkable and delicious
{ thats my opinion, cos im modest}
asha69: well im BAD
bonkable and delicious
{ thats my opinion, cos im modest}
bonkable and delicious
{ thats my opinion, cos im modest}
Well I did offer you that holiday in Gosnells?
Think off the money you would have saved in airfares?
That would have left you,
Rich and bad!
Blizzard14u: Well I did offer you that holiday in Gosnells?
Think off the money you would have saved in airfares?
That would have left you,
Rich and bad!
Think off the money you would have saved in airfares?
That would have left you,
Rich and bad!
oh you are such a gentleman thinking of me saving money
but i enjoyed all my rides there so money well spent
asha69: well im BAD
bonkable and delicious
{ thats my opinion, cos im modest}
bonkable and delicious
{ thats my opinion, cos im modest}
And I wouldn't disagree with a lady
specially one with a tampon remover 
Lookin4missright: specially one with a tampon remover
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men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
Had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP20 and a red one labelled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? ;
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,it
is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your Balls are under
your pillow.."