Preference age on profile? (59)

Like the blonde that was sacked from the chemist shop? Coz she couldnt get the little bottles in the typewriter?

Hi Wash,

I always wished I was taller, but now that it did not happen, I feel happier with people around me that are short.. except my son, who made it to 6'.3", and I reckon his baby son is going to head up tallish,

I will just have to bring my own ladder... lol

Jeez Blizz...

I just dont know how you manage to slack off so much on your job..

Jealous.... I am...

Too do my job you need a HR license and be able to drive a truck, you also need to have good eye hand coordination! Using a joystick!
I am a computer gamer! I have done all the Wing Commander games plus a lot more in my years off gamming! I am very good with my hands, and computers, so I can do my job in half the time off other drivers, as well as I am really good at maps! I can finish a ten hour day in less than six hours, the boss started getting upset that I was returning too early doing what it takes the other drivers hours longer to do? So now I park up and do my shopping while at work, instead off making lunch in the mornings, I sit at a table and have an hours lunch break wherever I feel like stopping, we are not allowed to drink alcohol when driving the trucks! So I cant stop for a counter lunch and a show! Bummer man!

I didn’t mention I sometime park my car in the truck wash bay and give it a good high pressure clean!

Today when we were working on the guys car I went in and asked the boss for some CRC to loosen the bolts? He just pointed to it and said yes!

I like to push the limit’s a little more than others! After three years off me the boss just hides?

Ummmn.. well, I am glad it works for you... I find that I work harder than most at my work, but all I get is more work to do..

so somehow I am doing something really wrong..

Join me and I will teach you the dark side of the force!

Yeah, I hate walking around on my knees.

Or maybe get you some stilts and flutterby wings






Those girls at the flower show did look good in their outfits


Although if you did that, I might have to get some Scottish boots ...................



........and not bring my dog

I met a woman 19 was going great.
Had pretty good bond,but am definetly know
generally similar age to you is important.
Was attracted to her high intelligence
and she was extremey onto it for someone her
age.Suppose your going to think I was a cradle snatcher.

Know what you mean. Missing my 2 engineers so guess who has to do their work as well.

And add to that, the new Director wants the Capital Works Manager (as well as his normal work of developing the Capital Works Program, reporting on the Capital Works Program and managing the Capital Works Program) to identify all Grants applied for over the last 4 years , what & when monies were received with evidence of us receiving it (neither of have ever been told this by Finance nor are Finance willing to get one of their people to help us), how we have spent the money (we know what we have spent), and where any surplus money is sitting now.

"Oh, I want this by COB tomorrow."

My Unit does a lot of the applications and reporting so I am very much involved in this. As the engineer who did all the funding applications and reporting has left, guess which bunny has to provide all of the information NOW?

2 weeks down the track and still not able to track down if we ever received the payments because Finance "can't spare anyone to do this. You will have to do this."

And we have no access to their system to find out if we every got a $ from these grants.

Wouldn't it be great to have a job where you get an hour for lunch, after you have had a couple of hours shopping, and share a few drinks with your workmates.................and get paid for it.