Pocket in Ya Under Pants (18)
PrOwLeR_Mermaid BeacH, Queensland Australia98 Threads 1,290 Postswhat will they think of next ............. 
PrOwLeR_: what will they think of next .............
So is that a gun or are ya just ..... sorry
serene56: So is that a gun or are ya just ..... sorry
No .... its my morning tea .... its a banana ... care for a bite ..
PrOwLeR_: No .... its my morning tea .... its a banana ... care for a bite ..
Hold on, I'll just put me teeth in
serene56: Hold on, I'll just put me teeth in
Oh No ...... NO Please don't ..... just nibble your way through it ...
I was gunna say suck ... BuT I thought that sounded a tad crude ...
PrOwLeR_: Oh No ...... NO Please don't ..... just nibble your way through it ...I was gunna say suck ... BuT I thought that sounded a tad crude ...
Could probably gum it if it's not too firm
Farkin popcorn's hard work right now, dribble..
PrOwLeR_: what will they think of next .............
Always known the expression as "Useless as a hip pocket in your underpants."
I prefer a hole in the front pocket,when they dive their hand in to grab some loose change,they get a bit more than they bargained for
mrpebbs: I prefer a hole in the front pocket,when they dive their hand in to grab some loose change,they get a bit more than they bargained for
mornin Mr P 
i'd fit loose change AND a roll of notes
How ya been bro
PrOwLeR_: hey LooK'N ... I was scrounging threw me undies pocket and found a pair of Clackers ...
On No HaNg on a Minute ..... Nope SoRRy ....... SiLLy me they is Knackers ..............................
On No HaNg on a Minute ..... Nope SoRRy ....... SiLLy me they is Knackers ..............................
I had a scrounge too
all as i found was couple of knick knacks Lookin4missright: I had a scrounge too all as i found was couple of knick knacks
I was wondering who the other hand belonged too .... StaY outa my pockets LooK'N .....
PrOwLeR_: I was wondering who the other hand belonged too .... StaY outa my pockets LooK'N .....
i meant my undies
honest 
Lookin4missright: i meant my undies honest
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Right now I wish I had a reeeeally big pocket ON my pants cos i just spilled a whole lot of curry and rice down the front of me and I'm sitting on the sofa..
How am i gonna stand up without getting it all over the carpet
PS. I knocked a full cup of coffee over earlier
How am i gonna stand up without getting it all over the carpet
PS. I knocked a full cup of coffee over earlier
serene56: Right now I wish I had a reeeeally big pocket ON my pants cos i just spilled a whole lot of curry and rice down the front of me and I'm sitting on the sofa.. How am i gonna stand up without getting it all over the carpet PS. I knocked a full cup of coffee over earlier
I think you should start eating your meals and drinking your drinks in the kitchen serene ....
Had you been sitting there eating a hamburger out of the bag .. you would not have this problem now !! ....
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PrOwLeR_: I think you should start eating your meals and drinking your drinks in the kitchen serene ....
Had you been sitting there eating a hamburger out of the bag .. you would not have this problem now !! .... ...................
Had you been sitting there eating a hamburger out of the bag .. you would not have this problem now !! .... ...................
Coffee hit the deck in the kitchen, not so bad and yeah yeah, serves me right for being a slacko and eating in the lounge room
You know what you can do with yer burger don'tcha
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