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Johnny5IAFuengirola, Andalusia Spain39 Threads 1 Polls 721 PostsI´m going to Australia in two weeks, can you locals give me some advice on staying safe while I travel?
Johnny5IA: I´m going to Australia in two weeks, can you locals give me some advice on staying safe while I travel?
Johnny51A. Leave your fear in Spain !
vodla3: Johnny51A. Leave your fear in Spain !
I don´t want to get chopped up or shot in the head or whacked with a cricket bat. I want a hot chick in a bikini.
Johnny5IA: I don´t want to get chopped up or shot in the head or whacked with a cricket bat. I want a hot chick in a bikini.
I think you chose the wrong place for a holiday.
pat8lanips: I think you chose the wrong place for a holiday.
Why? Is it raining?
yeh mate watch out for the snakes spiders the crocs the sharks the stone fish and don't get lost in the bush just be careful that is all mate
timbream: yeh mate watch out for the snakes spiders the crocs the sharks the stone fish and don't get lost in the bush just be careful that is all mate
I´m after an Aussie girls bush. Your animals don´t scare me, I´ve got goldfish
Johnny5IA: I´m after an Aussie girls bush. Your animals don´t scare me, I´ve got goldfish
Ahh good so when an old cougar serial killer picks you up shell be safe
Don't worry wild European imported pests called foxes roam the city street I don't mean female foxes .
And deadly snakes are in the cities
Enjoy your trip here lmfao
He'd last five minutes here, if that. First truck that offers him a lift, he's like- "alright, what could possibly go wrong?"
You guys are soft, I´ll stamp all over your spiders and those crocs with the silly little legs pffffffffff
Johnny5IA: Why? Is it raining?
where do you get off your high horse what would you know about here matetimbream: where do you get off your high horse what would you know about here mate
I know plenty son, plenty
No way. One look at a croc or a spider, you'll be running around screaming "Tapas!" and "Paella!". Face the facts, you couldnt handle it.
I´ll have my way with Kylie too
mickyj777: Goodness no man in Australia will ever touch a boomerang after you've been here .
Because I'm told Kylie the name means boomerang
I guess you'd enjoy the wood lol
Because I'm told Kylie the name means boomerang
I guess you'd enjoy the wood lol
Doesn´t make any sense
you'll get stopped by customs, especially if you're clutching a half-eaten chorizo and staring at the chicas.
Good call, I´ll leave the chorizo in one of the stewardesses for the trip back home
Johnny5IA: I´m going to Australia in two weeks, can you locals give me some advice on staying safe while I travel?
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Here, have this one .. more than i can handle
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