On the lighter side of life

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wash2u

Melbourne, Victoria Australia

On the lighter side of life
Take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are a few to get you going:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
Jimmy5IA

Warrington, Cheshire, England UK

Re: On the lighter side of life
wash2u: Take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are a few to get you going:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

I´ve tried but I just don´t get it
pedalguy59

Burlington, Ontario Canada

Re: On the lighter side of life
Tannenbum: The bare part of the xmas tree that faces the wall.laugh
Lookin4missright Lookin4missright

melbourne, Victoria Australia

Re: On the lighter side of life
pedalguy59: Tannenbum: The bare part of the xmas tree that faces the wall.



rolling on the floor laughing I did'nt get that but sounded funny laugh hug


Sorta sounds like the back end of my conifer trees along my fence, they're all brown on that side for some reason confused laugh
pedalguy59

Burlington, Ontario Canada

Re: On the lighter side of life
Lookin4missright: I did'nt get that but sounded funny Sorta sounds like the back end of my conifer trees along my fence, they're all brown on that side for some reason


wave " Oh Tannenbaum " is a German xmas song. Keep yourself well
Lookincheers
pedalguy59

Burlington, Ontario Canada

Re: On the lighter side of life
Try these:

Bisacksual= Able to have a paper or plastic bag at the grocery
without any guiltlaugh

Dijonvu= Same mustard as beforerolling on the floor laughing cheers
wash2u

Melbourne, Victoria Australia

Re: On the lighter side of life
pedalguy59: Try these:

Bisacksual= Able to have a paper or plastic bag at the grocery
without any guilt

Dijonvu= Same mustard as before


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zlipie

whangarei, Northland New Zealand

Re: On the lighter side of life
27. Udopia (n.): Blissful state after anesthesia.

28. Radical Islamb (n.): 1. oxymoron. 2. Sheep shorn with mohawk.

29. Damnesia (n.): Forgot where I parked the #*%^ car again!!

30. Pigment of my imagination (idiom): Colourful daydreams of you.

31. Optical dillusion (n.): Mirage of flying pickles.

32. Thinstitute. (n.): Weightwatcher University.

33. Foxymoron. (n.): Me!!

34. Brothschild. (n.): Watered down dough.

35. Cutting ledge. (n.): Modern precipice. [Akin to Cutting Hedge].

36. Brichter scale (n.): measurement of dense brain matter. ['thick as bricks'].

37. Funiverse (n.): 2 many on prozeac; over subscriptions.

38. Zitalin (n.): non-hype acne med.

39. Freality (n.): Suspension of inhibitions.

40. Scarcastic (v.): a cutting comment, literally!

41. Gloveable (n.): Love interest you can't touch.

42. Sinternet (n.): Cybercheats.

43. Crapture (v.): Caught up in B.S.
lovecanberealonline today! lovecanbereal

Sydney, New South Wales Australia

Re: On the lighter side of life
Master Chaff - gourmet food for horses
Slupid - same as stupid, but with a lisp
Paleo - (no alteration necessary - they're all w*ankers
itsimpossible itsimpossible

Brisbane, Queensland Australia

Re: On the lighter side of life
They sent me the census form and envelope, but no pen or pencil...how the hell do I complete it????
pat8lanipsonline now! pat8lanips

babinda, Queensland Australia

Re: On the lighter side of life
Just send it back blank, they'll lift your fingerprints off it and send you a fine.
wash2u

Melbourne, Victoria Australia

Re: On the lighter side of life
zlipie: 27. Udopia (n.): Blissful state after anesthesia.

28. Radical Islamb (n.): 1. oxymoron. 2. Sheep shorn with mohawk.

29. Damnesia (n.): Forgot where I parked the #*%^ car again!!

30. Pigment of my imagination (idiom): Colourful daydreams of you.

31. Optical dillusion (n.): Mirage of flying pickles.

32. Thinstitute. (n.): Weightwatcher University.

33. Foxymoron. (n.): Me!!

34. Brothschild. (n.): Watered down dough.

35. Cutting ledge. (n.): Modern precipice. [Akin to Cutting Hedge].

36. Brichter scale (n.): measurement of dense brain matter. ['thick as bricks'].

37. Funiverse (n.): 2 many on prozeac; over subscriptions.

38. Zitalin (n.): non-hype acne med.

39. Freality (n.): Suspension of inhibitions.

40. Scarcastic (v.): a cutting comment, literally!

41. Gloveable (n.): Love interest you can't touch.

42. Sinternet (n.): Cybercheats.

43. Crapture (v.): Caught up in B.S.


As I pour myself another drink and have a good laugh at your dafinitions I realise what I have been missing of late.

I stopped working 3 ears ago due to stress (should have sought the millions but didn't).

Mr "Poor me, I am on the dole and need to do some volunteering so I can get my CentreUnlinked payments" today finally made the ultimate sacrifice "Would you like a hand?"

"That would be appreciated" was my reply before I realised he was clapping. Okay, I had been moving stuff into storage for 20 minutes when he got off his butt and made the offer. But he got a bit upset when I returned and commented "I left the light one for you" because I did not specify what he should do.

These younger blokes expect us older blokes to keep working because they are not up to it.
zlipie

whangarei, Northland New Zealand

Re: On the lighter side of life
Sounds like you were volunsteering!

xx have a deblightful day :)
HexagonKeySetonline today! HexagonKeySet

Central, Waikato New Zealand

Re: On the lighter side of life
Cosh flow ... the stream of blows rained on the heads of peaceful protestors at WTO events

Bonking system ... s*xual favours supplied to executives in the financial sector

Rainbow Worriers ... people who get all upset and fret about prismatic phenomenon in the sky after the rain stops

Western Dessert ... nasty pseudo ice cream as served in fast food joints

OB City ... place where only fat people live

Dumocracies ... most western nations where people think there vote counts

Paraseatomoll ... headache medication for gangsters girlfriends that must only be taken while sitting down

Larger ... bigger can of the amber nectar

Kingaroo ... Monarch with a spring in his step

Stareway ... place where people go to gawp ?
HexagonKeySetonline today! HexagonKeySet

Central, Waikato New Zealand

Re: On the lighter side of life
Decatlon ... olympic event for pussies

Traind river ... a river that's been educated as to the correct course

'sno flake ... yes, 'tis a flake !

Afford ... the deepwater you find yourself in when you didn't buy a Toyota

Ray da ... how your father got a tan

Computter ... device for calculating the final stroke in golf

Watshing Machine ... covert CCTV

Heye candy ... expensive top shelf lollies

Gal-ore... the raw mined material from which women are made

Grymnasium ... a palace of exercise horror

Nuseum ... a heap of old papers

Add nauseum ... to heap sickness on top of boredom in relation to political speeches

Hour house ... length of warranty given on a new build property

Rasp putin ... the eloquent fart of a Russian leader

Cinder coffee ... all that remains after an arson attack on a Robert Harris outlet

Tee Party ... US politicians on a golf outing

Tames Bond ... The goal of all the bad guys in Broccoli movies

Globular warfare ... battle between raindrops

'sno white ... yes 'tis ... just washed it !
wash2u

Melbourne, Victoria Australia

Re: On the lighter side of life
Hex, I had a good laugh at your selection.
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