THE GOOD MORNING HOT CROISSANT THREAD REVISITED (225)
FallingmanDublin, Ireland29 Threads 12 Polls 11,436 PostsTime for a cup of tea and a buttered scone with jam out on the veranda! 
What a pleasure!!....sun's out, summer's just about here...keep the tea, have a beer...
Good threads never die.... 
There always has to be a coffee shop!
My only question is....does a successful coffee shop have to have a slappy waittress or not??....
Lagoona22: My only question is....does a successful coffee shop have to have a slappy waittress or not??....
It's not vital but it certainly helps the ambience!
While I sit here reading the newspaper in the late sun, enjoying this glorious cappuccinno.....I am seriously considering the wisdom of posting an ad here for a waittress for this establishment.........
...now...how would this ad be worded??....hmmmmmmmmm.......
...now...how would this ad be worded??....hmmmmmmmmm.......
Lagoona22: While I sit here reading the newspaper in the late sun, enjoying this glorious cappuccinno.....I am seriously considering the wisdom of posting an ad here for a waittress for this establishment.........
...now...how would this ad be worded??....hmmmmmmmmm.......
...now...how would this ad be worded??....hmmmmmmmmm.......
"Hot Tart needed to accompany Warm Coffee"?
Fallingman: "Hot Tart needed to accompany Warm Coffee"?
Tart with a Cart?
A Jolly Trolley Dolly??....
costagirl: Tart with a Cart?
costagirl: Tart with a Cart?
Small Cafe need Large Cups!
Perfect!!!!......
Fallingman: Small Cafe need Large Cups!
by the way...Costagirl....you wouldn't be interested in this position, would ya??....the perks are fabulous...
costagirl: Tart with a Cart?
For you, both.....as long as you don't date Fallingman....
costagirl: Sounds good, any salary or just priviliges
Just wait a bit....he's busy getting his courage up....or maybe he's washing dishes in the back.... 
costagirl: I haven't been asked
Listen Old Man, if the girl is willing I'm willing to ask...but no cappucinos after lunch! I'll work up your politically correct version presently!
There you go...!!...
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