Yesterday, my best friend sat down and broke the chair, and I joked that she ought to lose some weight (Well she`s always complaining about being too fat).....(and its the second chair she has fallen thru! which I mentioned too, in my defence )... and she got up and left, and arrived back an hour later, and blasted me, so today I phoned her and apologised, and she gave me a long lecture about how rude and insensitive I am and said I ALWAYS do this to her, mentioning things I said about 3 months ago, which I`d said in a joke, and she told me I have to learn to "speak properly", to which I replied If a person is a true friend they sift thru what you say, discard what they dont like, accept what they do, and carry on with life, she continued to argue, so I hung up.
So now, is this a friend? Or what? We been friends for 5 years.....
So .... Gilly ... I reckon, yesterday I looked trouble in the face, and trouble looked right back at me! I also woke up in the night after this debaclé with a nervous itching that I get when my nerves are frazzled by something subliminal, and I`d had a horrible nightmare ...... brought on by my "friends" reaction?
(yes, she is overweight, and has a buying and hoarding problem)
you ever looked down the barrel of a kalaschnikow? no you aint you just sit in some dinge in london and have brain ejsaculations an think your world has fallen apart.
The problem may be excess corrosion of the anti-magnetic EGO shield, causing psychotic overheating within the frontal lobe, needing a course of Thorazine to stabilse it until a replacement shield can be found.
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he wouldnt know trouble if it stood on all fours and kicked him in the teeth. Trouble for him is a long queue at aldi. Foil over the eyes, definate case of foil syndrome.
gussi: he wouldnt know trouble if it stood on all fours and kicked him in the teeth. Trouble for him is a long queue at aldi. Foil over the eyes, definate case of foil syndrome.
Hi Gussi If you might have thought his Anode and cathode shorted out due to excesss tinfoil conductivity I nac tell you that rumour has it that after admission to Kings College Hospital as an acute psychological phenomenon, the neurology & brain consultants studied the head scan but never found a Pons or Medulla oblongata
mike37den: Hi Gussi If you might have thought his Anode and cathode shorted out due to excesss tinfoil conductivity I nac tell you that rumour has it that after admission to Kings College Hospital as an acute psychological phenomenon, the neurology & brain consultants studied the head scan but never found a Pons or Medulla oblongata
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