CS Story ........(most intelligent sounding thread) (48)

Oct 8, 2009 8:56 AM CST CS Story ........(most intelligent sounding thread)
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
smoky: And so, here the tale takes a twist ........ Was he a toad? or was he about to be turned into a slime-ball Carnivore?!

Meanwhile, unknown to (who was it?) hanging in a tree by her teeth, and he (who was he?) deciding wether to be a toad or a slime-ball - Master of Disguises The Luggage Man crept out from beneath the bridge where he dwelt extracting tolls from weary travellers wanting to use the bridge and dragging his one lame leg behind him he sidled up to an attractive maiden standing under a streetlight waiting for her betrothed to come galloping along on his horse - they were eloping!

Just before the sounds of the galloping horse reached them, Luggage Man grabbed her purse and scuttled off down the road.

"Oh dear Oh dear Alas" cried she. The purse contained all their money for their elopement! "What am I to do now?" she cried as her beloved came into view .............


…on his jade hack. Facing the choice between a penniless prince the vegetarian and a Todd the toad, she suddenly felt that her mind was settled: she hitched her skirts and ran for hills... away from all this vanity and rat races, into freedom of the wild... but...
Oct 8, 2009 6:38 PM CST CS Story ........(most intelligent sounding thread)
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixparis, Ile-de-France France89 Threads 23 Polls 2,325 Posts
...the Mastodon across those icefree Plains,get an occasional Cavebear or Sabertoothed-Cat,wrestle some Auerochs.....Oh but that is wishful thinking" said she to herself - "Now I will just have to go consult the Wise Wizard of Italy" and off she sped, to catch the train to Italy, hoping that she will ..find him in his comfortable Cave,instead gallivanting the Country-Side looking at fresh young rosy-cheeked Farm-Maiden.

However, upon arrival in Italy - there were such crowds that she decided to rather go to Spain and visit with her old friend Jan who was back from teaching Russian peasants how to read and write .... so she hired a paraglider, climbed to the top of the highest mountain she could find, and set off into the skies in the direction of where she thought Spain should be.

But the wind dropped as she approached the island of Malta, and down she went ............... to find ......... a birch grove there she could get some rest while waiting for her prince, as it’s known that princes like to take a walk or two round a tree. Some while after, a prince came to that forest and saw her hanging there, clutching into a birch branch whit her tooth. “Sweet heart! What’s that?” the prince cried. “Vot-vot…” she answered. “Don’t you shee: I’m drinking birch juich…”

The prince felt thirsty at once, but…
... he had to make haste ... as the sluice gate needed to be opened to prevent the land being flooded, and so he regretfully abandoned the two-toothed princess to her fate of hanging in the tree branch by her teeth and galloped off on his two feet in the direction of the river to open the sluice before the bell tolled.

On arrival at the sluice, to his horror he found ......
....that it was all gunged up with ex CS Vegans.However it wasn,t gunged up for long because as anybody knows,vegetable matter generally decomposes at a fairly rapid rate,especially when wasted matter eating organisms are introduced.So he quickly ripped open a pack which he just happened to be carrying with him.But just as he was tipping the contents into the sluice he lost his grip and fell full forward into the vegatating putrid mess.Just at that moment....
…that the view of his natural element made his desire to return into his primary state irresistible, and he gave after it as weak as he was, and turned into the toad he actually always has been. Uttering a triumphant croak, he jumped into water as gracious as a brick. Only few air bubbles…


Ha,spoilt for choice.I,m off to eat and veg. And so, here the tale takes a twist ........ Was he a toad? or was he about to be turned into a slime-ball Carnivore?!

Meanwhile, unknown to (who was it?) hanging in a tree by her teeth, and he (who was he?) deciding wether to be a toad or a slime-ball - Master of Disguises The Luggage Man crept out from beneath the bridge where he dwelt extracting tolls from weary travellers wanting to use the bridge and dragging his one lame leg behind him he sidled up to an attractive maiden standing under a streetlight waiting for her betrothed to come galloping along on his horse - they were eloping!

Just before the sounds of the galloping horse reached them, Luggage Man grabbed her purse and scuttled off down the road.
Oct 9, 2009 6:42 AM CST CS Story ........(most intelligent sounding thread)
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
smoky: just about enough money to take the Ferry boat - and have a couple beers, over to the island of Gozo and go find the BobertSeeDouble who sold the delicious ptero for the 5 euro when the artist was selling his own work for millions of euros and owned a yacht berthed in Xlendi where all the Xluts hang out .......


...their “beaus” clothed in white socks off the board of this Xpensive vessel they called “Xlying Dootchman”, in hope to catch some big shark for dinner. Alas, there were none that would be tempted enough to go near this leaking night pot the brigantine, and after a lot of crying and complaining, and whining, and weeping, and self-pitying and ('ve run out of breath)... Xluts have nothing else to do but go Vegetarian, which in all known and some unknown languages means “Bad hunter”, and they started to argue about who would be the first to dive for some sea grass from the board of abovementioned Ferris wheel...
Oct 9, 2009 12:21 PM CST CS Story ........(most intelligent sounding thread)
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Tulefel: ...their “beaus” clothed in white socks off the board of this Xpensive vessel they called “Xlying Dootchman”, in hope to catch some big shark for dinner. Alas, there were none that would be tempted enough to go near this leaking night pot the brigantine, and after a lot of crying and complaining, and whining, and weeping, and self-pitying and ('ve run out of breath)... Xluts have nothing else to do but go Vegetarian, which in all known and some unknown languages means “Bad hunter”, and they started to argue about who would be the first to dive for some sea grass from the board of abovementioned Ferris wheel...
Ahhhh, that was a Ferris Wheel to end all Ferris Wheels! A yacht with a Ferris wheel!

All the tourists to Malta queud for hours to take a ride on that yacht and ride in the Ferris Wheel!

But - unknown to them all - this yacht was owned by the self-same man who owned the local Psychiatric Hospital and one of his methods of re-habilitation was to rotate his patients as the cranker of the the Ferris Wheel.

Cranker of the Ferris Wheel slogged away, down in the holds of the yacht - turning the big wheel ..... to the strains of the song by Credence Clearwater Revivals "Proud Mary" ....... until they knew the waters off by heart and never ceased to sing it when they were returned to normal life above-board.... "Proud Mary keeps on turning turning turning turning...." they would chant and this kept them sane enough to .....................
Oct 9, 2009 12:49 PM CST CS Story ........(most intelligent sounding thread)
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
smoky: Ahhhh, that was a Ferris Wheel to end all Ferris Wheels! A yacht with a Ferris wheel!

All the tourists to Malta queud for hours to take a ride on that yacht and ride in the Ferris Wheel!

But - unknown to them all - this yacht was owned by the self-same man who owned the local Psychiatric Hospital and one of his methods of re-habilitation was to rotate his patients as the cranker of the the Ferris Wheel.

Cranker of the Ferris Wheel slogged away, down in the holds of the yacht - turning the big wheel ..... to the strains of the song by Credence Clearwater Revivals "Proud Mary" ....... until they knew the waters off by heart and never ceased to sing it when they were returned to normal life above-board.... "Proud Mary keeps on turning turning turning turning...." they would chant and this kept them sane enough to .....................


…to avoid this thread. Those poor darlings, who couldn’t afford such an Xpensive though effectfull psychoneurotical treatment, bought some speedoo, and as poor as they were they have to wear one speedo per a couple of people, which evoked an enormous baby-boom, henceforward called illegal emigration, though no one could Xplain what illegal in wearing speedoo in that manner was. Observing all this from the birch branch she was still hanging on by here tooth…
Oct 9, 2009 1:08 PM CST CS Story ........(most intelligent sounding thread)
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Tulefel: …to avoid this thread. Those poor darlings, who couldn’t afford such an Xpensive though effectfull psychoneurotical treatment, bought some speedoo, and as poor as they were they have to wear one speedo per a couple of people, which evoked an enormous baby-boom, henceforward called illegal emigration, though no one could Xplain what illegal in wearing speedoo in that manner was. Observing all this from the birch branch she was still hanging on by here tooth…


And so, having checked the Speedoo Wearing list mailed to the beach notice board each morning, those not designated to wear Speedoo that day would enlist their services in assisting the illegal immigrants with directions to where Spain and Italy were and giving them all packed lunches would send them on their way, waving happily from the beach in all their nakedness.

Well, finally, her tooth came loose, and she fell out of the birch tree and landed with a thump on the ground where she found ..........................
Oct 9, 2009 1:43 PM CST CS Story ........(most intelligent sounding thread)
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
smoky: And so, having checked the Speedoo Wearing list mailed to the beach notice board each morning, those not designated to wear Speedoo that day would enlist their services in assisting the illegal immigrants with directions to where Spain and Italy were and giving them all packed lunches would send them on their way, waving happily from the beach in all their nakedness.

Well, finally, her tooth came loose, and she fell out of the birch tree and landed with a thump on the ground where she found ..........................


…this Russian scammer who a few posts ago stole all her savings (5 Euro and some Xchange), which she wasn’t about to tolerate. So she hit him with the handle of the sluice opening mechanism, once to get her purse back, and the second time to get interest, and the third time for prophylactics, and the fourth time because she just liked it, and the fifth time for the Queen, and the sixth time for the Tricolour, and the seventh time for the ”Hotel California”, and the eighth time just out of pity to end his sufferings.

After the main work of her life done, she hurried to the beach, there she at once find a handsome under-blanket-exercise instructor who wore speedoo that day and was looking for someone to share his luck with…
Oct 9, 2009 1:46 PM CST CS Story ........(most intelligent sounding thread)
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Tulefel: …this Russian scammer who a few posts ago stole all her savings (5 Euro and some Xchange), which she wasn’t about to tolerate. So she hit him with the handle of the sluice opening mechanism, once to get her purse back, and the second time to get interest, and the third time for prophylactics, and the fourth time because she just liked it, and the fifth time for the Queen, and the sixth time for the Tricolour, and the seventh time for the ”Hotel California”, and the eighth time just out of pity to end his sufferings.

After the main work of her life done, she hurried to the beach, there she at once find a handsome under-blanket-exercise instructor who wore speedoo that day and was looking for someone to share his luck with…
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
ha hahahahahahahahaaaaa...... I go to give my brain some air .....and return .....rolling on the floor laughing

To Speedoooo or to Speeedooo not? That is the question!drinking
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