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Conrad73: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
I heard that before, still lovely!
very nice
Q: What would you get if you interbreed a lawyer and a pig?
A: Nothing.
Q: Why?
A: There are things that a pig wouldn’t do.
A: Nothing.
Q: Why?
A: There are things that a pig wouldn’t do.
Tulefel: Q: What would you get if you interbreed a lawyer and a pig?
A: Nothing.
Q: Why?
A: There are things that a pig wouldn’t do.
Oh ..A: Nothing.
Q: Why?
A: There are things that a pig wouldn’t do.
... I gonna send that one to my sister! Her one daughter is married to a .... lawyer ...hahahaaa
People wonder sometimes what is lower,a Lawyer,or a Used car Salesman!
Not only attorneys, but even police has their heros.
Final year students at a police academy got a task to fit the triangular prism, the cylinder and the cube into suitable holes… As a result, the class divided into 2 groups: the very stupid ones, and the very strong ones.
Final year students at a police academy got a task to fit the triangular prism, the cylinder and the cube into suitable holes… As a result, the class divided into 2 groups: the very stupid ones, and the very strong ones.
Tulefel: Not only attorneys, but even police has their heros.http://www.montessori-piter.ru/content/files/catalog1/7_09_1233663432.jpg
Final year students at a police academy got a task to fit the triangular prism, the cylinder and the cube into suitable holes… As a result, the class divided into 2 groups: the very stupid ones, and the very strong ones.
Which Group got the Hammers?Final year students at a police academy got a task to fit the triangular prism, the cylinder and the cube into suitable holes… As a result, the class divided into 2 groups: the very stupid ones, and the very strong ones.
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WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.