Doctors should be OUGS! (23)
immanuelle: I had to go to the doctor on Friday for a procedure that involved examining parts of my body I would rather not have had examined. The doctor was a young hotty. He was cute and nice and I was so embarrased that he was examining me.
I declare on this day that all doctors should be Old Ugly and Garlicy Smelling. It just ain't right. This is the second time I expected a old crusty dude for a procedure and the doctor was someone I would have liked to have met in a bar...
I needed to vent that!...
Okay, I feel better now...
You could still invite him out for a Drink!I declare on this day that all doctors should be Old Ugly and Garlicy Smelling. It just ain't right. This is the second time I expected a old crusty dude for a procedure and the doctor was someone I would have liked to have met in a bar...
I needed to vent that!...
Okay, I feel better now...
immanuelle: I had to go to the doctor on Friday for a procedure that involved examining parts of my body I would rather not have had examined. The doctor was a young hotty. He was cute and nice and I was so embarrased that he was examining me.
I declare on this day that all doctors should be Old Ugly and Garlicy Smelling. It just ain't right. This is the second time I expected a old crusty dude for a procedure and the doctor was someone I would have liked to have met in a bar...
I needed to vent that!...
Okay, I feel better now...
I declare on this day that all doctors should be Old Ugly and Garlicy Smelling. It just ain't right. This is the second time I expected a old crusty dude for a procedure and the doctor was someone I would have liked to have met in a bar...
I needed to vent that!...
Okay, I feel better now...
So.... I should have been a doctor then !
Conrad73: You could still invite him out for a Drink!
With the shenanigans that went on, there most definitely should have been alcohol involved
Englishman55: So.... I should have been a doctor then !
Nope, I checked out your profile. You are much too smiley!
immanuelle: I had to go to the doctor on Friday for a procedure that involved examining parts of my body I would rather not have had examined. ..
Well hello..........
immanuelle:
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I declare on this day that all doctors should be Old Ugly and Garlicy Smelling. It just ain't right. This is the second time I expected a old crusty dude for a procedure and the doctor was someone I would have liked to have met in a bar...
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I declare on this day that all doctors should be Old Ugly and Garlicy Smelling. It just ain't right. This is the second time I expected a old crusty dude for a procedure and the doctor was someone I would have liked to have met in a bar...
And Fat!
When my baby-girl was about to pop out, I had no time nor curiosity enough to perceive people of what gender were around and whether they were handsome or not. I simply was too busy with my own state of affairs.
But if you’ve noticed his handsomeness, it means that you are fine.
I'm old and crusty! Can you take your clothes off please!
you know you getting old when ......... Doctors begin looking young! .... Like school teachers too!
.... Like school teachers too!Time for a related little story,maybe I saw it here,dunno.Whatever.
Man in London sees an ad in newspaper for a gynos assistant and goes off to his local jobcentre for info about the job. Job description is that the assistant has to prelube the female clients pvt parts.Man says " yes I,m well up for that little number".
" Good " says the interviewer," now you,ll have to go to Glasgow for the interview".
" Glasgow "!! exclaims the man," I thought the job was in London".
" Yes it is,but the end of the queue is in Glasgow."
Man in London sees an ad in newspaper for a gynos assistant and goes off to his local jobcentre for info about the job. Job description is that the assistant has to prelube the female clients pvt parts.Man says " yes I,m well up for that little number".
" Good " says the interviewer," now you,ll have to go to Glasgow for the interview".
" Glasgow "!! exclaims the man," I thought the job was in London".
" Yes it is,but the end of the queue is in Glasgow."
In response to: I had to go to the doctor on Friday for a procedure that involved examining parts of my body I would rather not have had examined. The doctor was a young hotty. He was cute and nice and I was so embarrased that he was examining me.
I declare on this day that all doctors should be Old Ugly and Garlicy Smelling. It just ain't right. This is the second time I expected a old crusty dude for a procedure and the doctor was someone I would have liked to have met in a bar...
I needed to vent that!...
Okay, I feel better now...
I declare on this day that all doctors should be Old Ugly and Garlicy Smelling. It just ain't right. This is the second time I expected a old crusty dude for a procedure and the doctor was someone I would have liked to have met in a bar...
I needed to vent that!...
Okay, I feel better now...
Why is is that when it comes to havin our private parts looked at us blokes always seem to get some grumpy old geezer ?
Elley: Why is is that when it comes to havin our private parts looked at us blokes always seem to get some grumpy old geezer ?
't ain't fair!!!!!!!!!
I propose a swap with immanuelle,I,ll check her out and she can check me out.Sounds fair to me.And believe me immanuelle I,ll let you know if its all in good working order,why I,ll even give it a trial run for you.
Phoenix: Well hello..........
Tulefel: And Fat!
When my baby-girl was about to pop out, I had no time nor curiosity enough to perceive people of what gender were around and whether they were handsome or not. I simply was too busy with my own state of affairs.
But if you’ve noticed his handsomeness, it means that you are fine.
When my baby-girl was about to pop out, I had no time nor curiosity enough to perceive people of what gender were around and whether they were handsome or not. I simply was too busy with my own state of affairs.
But if you’ve noticed his handsomeness, it means that you are fine.
Yes Tule, you are right. All was well and I am fine.
Godsgift: I'm old and crusty! Can you take your clothes off please!
....followed by 'Can I touch you?' That was the part that killed me...that he asked me first....
smoky: you know you getting old when ......... Doctors begin looking young! .... Like school teachers too!
'tis disconcerting.
Elley: I propose a swap with immanuelle,I,ll check her out and she can check me out.Sounds fair to me.And believe me immanuelle I,ll let you know if its all in good working order,why I,ll even give it a trial run for you.
It was my upper half that needed acheckin'!!! Please explain how a 'trial run' would work Have a good day everyone. Off to prep for my day. 
immanuelle: It was my upper half that needed acheckin'!!! Please explain how a 'trial run' would work
Can,t explain how that would work,have to actually physically demonstrate it to you.
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I declare on this day that all doctors should be Old Ugly and Garlicy Smelling. It just ain't right. This is the second time I expected a old crusty dude for a procedure and the doctor was someone I would have liked to have met in a bar...
I needed to vent that!...
Okay, I feel better now...