Whatever you wish... (5)

Oct 30, 2009 3:25 AM CST Whatever you wish...
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
A woman went into a boutique, and has been surprised to discover that the manager was God. When she recovered from a shock, she asked what she could buy there.

“Whatever you wish” God answered.

The woman thought for a while and then said:

“I want to be happy, and loved, and respected... I want to be beautiful, and confident, and wise, and witty... I want to be rich, and independent, and...” She hesitated as she thought that she’s already mentioned too much and was afraid that she wouldn’t be able to pay for all that. “...And what would it cost?”

God gave her a tiny box, and said: “It’s for free.”

With doubt written all over her face, she held the tiny box in her hand, and eventually asked:

“I wished so much... Are you sure that all these things are in this little box?”

“Of course, I’m sure,” God answered, “as I give everything as seeds”
Oct 30, 2009 3:31 AM CST Whatever you wish...
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
Tulefel: A woman went into a boutique, and has been surprised to discover that the manager was God. When she recovered from a shock, she asked what she could buy there.

“Whatever you wish” God answered.

The woman thought for a while and then said:

“I want to be happy, and loved, and respected... I want to be beautiful, and confident, and wise, and witty... I want to be rich, and independent, and...” She hesitated as she thought that she’s already mentioned too much and was afraid that she wouldn’t be able to pay for all that. “...And what would it cost?”

God gave her a tiny box, and said: “It’s for free.”

With doubt written all over her face, she held the tiny box in her hand, and eventually asked:

“I wished so much... Are you sure that all these things are in this little box?”

“Of course, I’m sure,” God answered, “as I give everything as seeds”


That brought a smile hug
Oct 30, 2009 3:34 AM CST Whatever you wish...
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
venere08: That brought a smile


Well... I’ve also laughed when I’ve heard it... but then I’ve realized that it’s true...sigh
Oct 30, 2009 5:53 PM CST Whatever you wish...
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
On what grounds,you don,t want my seeds ? Ingraterolling on the floor laughing
Oct 30, 2009 7:44 PM CST Whatever you wish...
Medsummer09
Medsummer09Medsummer09Nice, Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur France35 Threads 7 Polls 585 Posts
seeds. Then it rained for 40 days and 40 nights rolling on the floor laughing
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