How to know a female is single? (51)
AlCapone31: I met a female at city centre buying milk, a newspaper and some eggs, while in the line I asked her
"your single arnt you"
before replying yes, she stares at her items she has bought and wonders how I knew.
she replies "yes how did you know"
I started to laugh and replied
"cos your ugly"
Now you know how to know if a female is single or not!!
"your single arnt you"
before replying yes, she stares at her items she has bought and wonders how I knew.
she replies "yes how did you know"
I started to laugh and replied
"cos your ugly"
Now you know how to know if a female is single or not!!
AlCapone31: I met a female at city centre buying milk, a newspaper and some eggs, while in the line I asked her
"your single arnt you"
before replying yes, she stares at her items she has bought and wonders how I knew.
she replies "yes how did you know"
I started to laugh and replied
"cos your ugly"
Now you know how to know if a female is single or not!!
Are you sure that didn't happen to you at the Checkout Line?"your single arnt you"
before replying yes, she stares at her items she has bought and wonders how I knew.
she replies "yes how did you know"
I started to laugh and replied
"cos your ugly"
Now you know how to know if a female is single or not!!
Conrad73: Are you sure that didn't happen to you at the Checkout Line?
Conrad...
It is the eye of IGNORANCE that assigns a fixed and unchangeable color to every object; beware of this stumbling block.
Paul Gauguin
Paul Gauguin
AlCapone31: I
I started to laugh and replied
"cos your ugly"
are you sure you really said that? or you are just trying to be funny in some strange way?I started to laugh and replied
"cos your ugly"
why don't you have a photo in your profile?
How to know a male is single. He posts distateful anti-female jokes on CS which not even other men think is funny.
oh my god ...this is very funnyyy 
wait ..i'm not laughing for what you say
,because what you sayd is very sad ! 
you can not say to another person male or female that ,
i mean is funny that you say that and don't put your picture on ,so we ..all members of CS can judge you too!
anyway if ever you put a pic on here ..,and unfortunately ( for us) you are a very beautiful guy ( so we can not insult you) .. well in this case ..we know you are ,not so polite .., and this don't make you a great guy the same
now yes we can laugh :
do you think was to hard .. by me ?
wait ..i'm not laughing for what you say
,because what you sayd is very sad ! you can not say to another person male or female that , i mean is funny that you say that and don't put your picture on ,so we ..all members of CS can judge you too!
anyway if ever you put a pic on here ..,and unfortunately ( for us) you are a very beautiful guy ( so we can not insult you) .. well in this case ..we know you are ,not so polite .., and this don't make you a great guy the same
now yes we can laugh
:do you think was to hard .. by me ?
costagirl: you are probably correct there, Gussi, just another profile to add to the ones he already has on here
he has many girlfriends or profiles
Ive heard it before....its a joke...
How about asking her ?
Conrad73: Which one?
I know several Trolls from that Place!
One is following me about like a little lost Puppy-Dog!I know several Trolls from that Place!
Conrad73: Which one?
I know several Trolls from that Place!
The Vegan One is making a bloody Nuisance of himself over at the INTERRANTS right now,still insists on murdering Plants!I know several Trolls from that Place!
Conrad73: Are you sure that didn't happen to you at the Checkout Line?
Most probably.
Doesn`t matter what a person looks like ... even someone as obviously debonair and classically good looking as this OP ....when they open their mouth ......it can totally destroy the illusion their looks created.... and then look REALY ugly! and no amount of fixing can ever repair that sort of damage!
smoky: Most probably.
Doesn`t matter what a person looks like ... even someone as obviously debonair and classically good looking as this OP ....when they open their mouth ......it can totally destroy the illusion their looks created.... and then look REALY ugly! and no amount of fixing can ever repair that sort of damage!
No amount of fixing was ever enough to fix stupid!Doesn`t matter what a person looks like ... even someone as obviously debonair and classically good looking as this OP ....when they open their mouth ......it can totally destroy the illusion their looks created.... and then look REALY ugly! and no amount of fixing can ever repair that sort of damage!
OP proves it one more time!
Yes,we know it was meant to be a joke,but it just aint funny.Tis the sort of joke that just makes the whole room go quiet,it hasn,t even got the saving grace of being mildly amusing,and I have a pretty broad palette when it comes to jokes.
Elley: Yes,we know it was meant to be a joke,but it just aint funny.Tis the sort of joke that just makes the whole room go quiet,it hasn,t even got the saving grace of being mildly amusing,and I have a pretty broad palette when it comes to jokes.
That's the Joke that was meant in:I started a Joke that made the Whole World crying........(BeeGees)Actually, that's no joke...I thought that was the reason most of us here were single?? 
xxfrecklesxx: Ive heard it before....its a joke...
The mark of a man is in the jokes he tells
The mark of a woman in in the jokes she finds funny!
That was funny!!....
venere08: The mark of a man is in the jokes he tells
The mark of a woman in in the jokes she finds funny!
The mark of a woman in in the jokes she finds funny!
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"your single arnt you"
before replying yes, she stares at her items she has bought and wonders how I knew.
she replies "yes how did you know"
I started to laugh and replied
"cos your ugly"
Now you know how to know if a female is single or not!!