How to know a female is single? (51)
I have to admit I giggled the first time I heard that joke...
what does that make me??
what does that make me??
Olsojente: I have to admit I giggled the first time I heard that joke...what does that make me??
Human
kidatheart: Human
Phew!!!
Olsojente: Phew!!!
Double phew!
How do you know if a woman is single:
If she accepts your date offer.
If she doesn't cry when you ask her out. A woman cried once and said I was the 5th person to ask her out that day, I felt bad. But she did have a nice..everything.
The obvious, if she says yes she is single but still tells you no. Rejection time..accept it and get on with life.
She thinks about it for a while and then gives you an answer, which means she just probably dumped her other boyfriend in her mind and is now single to take your offer for a date. Which means the other guy will come looking for you for revenge.
If she doesn't have a ring on her marriage finger. Good sign.
However, if she has a boyfriend, refer back to previous notation. She will decide if you are maybe better than her other boyfriend if she has one. Expect her to pause to think.
If she is single and has no boyfriend and still says no, repeat process on another girl and use a different line. Repeat process till you find a date.
If she accepts your date offer.
If she doesn't cry when you ask her out. A woman cried once and said I was the 5th person to ask her out that day, I felt bad. But she did have a nice..everything.
The obvious, if she says yes she is single but still tells you no. Rejection time..accept it and get on with life.
She thinks about it for a while and then gives you an answer, which means she just probably dumped her other boyfriend in her mind and is now single to take your offer for a date. Which means the other guy will come looking for you for revenge.
If she doesn't have a ring on her marriage finger. Good sign.
However, if she has a boyfriend, refer back to previous notation. She will decide if you are maybe better than her other boyfriend if she has one. Expect her to pause to think.
If she is single and has no boyfriend and still says no, repeat process on another girl and use a different line. Repeat process till you find a date.
AlCapone31: a real man should be rough, tough, & ugly
so thats how i look, only a gay would worry about his look
women love tough ugly guys anyway
so, apart from poetic who have another 3 qualitiesso thats how i look, only a gay would worry about his look
women love tough ugly guys anyway
and can we assume that you are ugly since you have posted no photo?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Your joke is just pplain stupid and rude.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Your joke is just pplain stupid and rude.
Maybe mr capone has a hangup and is a closet gay ?
Did he know that his heroes full name was Alphonse Gabriel Capone ?
Did he know that his heroes full name was Alphonse Gabriel Capone ?
anyone realizing that OP has left the Building many Moons ago?
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i like that one!!
Ms. Donau, chapeau!
and a toast to you