The Mysteries of Life... (20)
How come, if you drop a slice of toast, it always falls butter side down? 
LusciousLibra: How come, if you drop a slice of toast, it always falls butter side down?
Reminds me of the joke about the Irish guy (always Irish
)who dropped his toast butter side up.Went to see his priest to proclaim a miracle.Priest passed it on to the Bishop,the Pope etc.
Eventually the papal verdict came back....
You buttered the wrong side.
LusciousLibra: How come, if you drop a slice of toast, it always falls butter side down?
Try dropping it before it's been buttered!
Nina3: Try dropping it before it's been buttered!
How about just not dropping it,or is that too simple
How come calories don't seem to matter after 10 p.m.?
How come men (or women) seem more interested when you are already in a 'relationship'?
How come that shadow is still under the door even though nothing seems to be casting it?
How come men (or women) seem more interested when you are already in a 'relationship'?
How come that shadow is still under the door even though nothing seems to be casting it?
How come bumble bees can fly, when they are theoretically not supposed to be able to, due to their build?
Nina3: How come bumble bees can fly, when they are theoretically not supposed to be able to, due to their build?
How come it’s possible to ride a bike? It’s two-dimensional, ain’t it?
immanuelle:
How come that shadow is still under the door even though nothing seems to be casting it?
How come that shadow is still under the door even though nothing seems to be casting it?
It's the bogey man......
Tulefel: How come it’s possible to ride a bike? It’s two-dimensional, ain’t it?
no commentHow come it’s so hard to break a piece of dry spaghetti in two?
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
Try cuttin the light,no light no shadow,unless you got a shadow that casts a shadow even in the dark,in which case cover all the mirrors and call a priest...or me....or Mister P....tea and toast ready please.
I,m off.see ya
I,m off.see ya
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
LusciousLibra: How come, if you drop a slice of toast, it always falls butter side down?
Because butter is heavier than toast, and asccording to Sod's Law, anything that can go wrong will go wrong (to frustrate you) SIMPLE dear Watson
Why do you have to press the start button to turn off your PC??
Phoenix: Why do you have to press the start button to turn off your PC??
Or the off button to start it
Elley: Or the off button to start it
or...
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Elley: Ok,we can chat about Goldblach,s theorem (still to be proven) or Long Wave Economics......but if this is a tad testing how about.....How come men can,t find a packet of butter in the fridget but can spot a big pair of knockers from a mile off ?
How come women have got such good hindsight (I knew that was going to happen )?
Let,s have a few more more "How come,s"
How come women have got such good hindsight (I knew that was going to happen )?
Let,s have a few more more "How come,s"
How come you don't like discussing Long Wave Economics?
Or how come we aren't discussing the "Black Hole" ?
mine
Elley: mine
Great. Andalucia here I come.
(a very LONNNNNNG wave!
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How come men can,t find a packet of butter in the fridget but can spot a big pair of knockers from a mile off ?
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