POETRY COMPETITION ..... (64)
What does the winner get???
My contribution ......?
"What inspired this amorous rhyme?
two parts vodka, one part lime."
"What inspired this amorous rhyme?
two parts vodka, one part lime."
Phoenix: What does the winner get???
FAME .... FORTUNE ..... AND LOTS OF FIT YOUNG NUBILES CLAMMERING TO RIDE IN YOUR FERARRI .......
"Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
but I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed."
but I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed."
"There was a wee man from Peru....
Who had hole in the bottom of his shoe...."
Not bad for starters.............
Who had hole in the bottom of his shoe...."
Not bad for starters.............
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck....
She set them on the mantle piece. To see if they would fall off..
She set them on the mantle piece. To see if they would fall off..
You really make me gasp for breath, blushed Willow
As Johnny tightened his grip on the pillow.....
As Johnny tightened his grip on the pillow.....
Phoenix: Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck....
She set them on the mantle piece. To see if they would fall off..
Darling Al Pacino in beard .....und ... Wot egsaktly is Romantic, and wot egsaktly ist NICHT romantico about Marys lamb and duck ......?She set them on the mantle piece. To see if they would fall off..
Now ... if ... for example .. it read something like ....
"Mary had a little lamb, its feet were clean and white ....
She also had a little duck....
Guess which one she took to bed at night....?
Nah .. won`t work .... nothing Romantic and nothing Unromantic ...... sorry, just tried to improve on what you wrote.
However .... here is my next contribution:
"My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
marrying you has screwed up my life."
colaflower: You really make me gasp for breath, blushed Willow
As Johnny tightened his grip on the pillow.....
As Johnny tightened his grip on the pillow.....
Excellent Colaflower! Now you`re in the Draw for that Ferarri ........
Here`s another .......:
I see your face when I am dreaming,
that's why I always wake up screaming.
You're an angel in disguise, heaven sent for me
Now pack your wings and be a dear, got someone else to see.
Now pack your wings and be a dear, got someone else to see.
I'm kinda snookered....I can't think of anything
He “was just sailing there, no charted course...” (S. Turow, slightly altered)
In his hollow copper bowl called “Drunk Horse”... (Me, in original version)
In his hollow copper bowl called “Drunk Horse”... (Me, in original version)
She said she'd take the heat of my back
If I got her in the sack
But when I got there
Jack was bare
And I never went back....
(gotta be in contention)
If I got her in the sack
But when I got there
Jack was bare
And I never went back....
(gotta be in contention)Phoenix: She said she'd take the heat of my back
If I got her in the sack
But when I got there
Jack was bare
And I never went back....
(gotta be in contention)
If I got her in the sack
But when I got there
Jack was bare
And I never went back....
(gotta be in contention)
Okay, so you get 2/10... for at least Trying! The girls up above are good at this!
...........................
I thought that I could love no other,
that is until I met your brother.
smoky: Okay, so you get 2/10... for at least Trying!
The girls up above are good at this!
...........................
I thought that I could love no other,
that is until I met your brother.
The girls up above are good at this!
...........................
I thought that I could love no other,
that is until I met your brother.
The lines that you’ve posted... I’ve read them few years ago and they are still funny. But something your own?
Tulefel: I hope I’m gonna find that charming path
From where you’ll fall into this rocky cove...
(Not sure about pronunciation of some words, hence the rhythm perhaps isn’t good)
From where you’ll fall into this rocky cove...
(Not sure about pronunciation of some words, hence the rhythm perhaps isn’t good)
Ja, It has to ryme rhyme ryhme (how do you spell that?)
Anyways ......
I hope I`m gonna find that charming path....
So we can go seperate ways, till you take a bath ....
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AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE .......