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wedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Postsis smoky the queen of cs or is she the new queen of mean she always has plenty to say seems to be a nice lady but does she have a dark side what do you think
I think she's one of the reasons the EU forum is worth reading to be honest as she is always entertaining, is a fountain of knowledge and always find the right things to say. Also she comes across as someone you could happily get drunk with.
Maisie:
Also she comes across as someone you could happily get drunk with.
Also she comes across as someone you could happily get drunk with.
I'll 2nd that.....(not that I have but I reckon you could too..)
Maisie: I think she's one of the reasons the EU forum is worth reading to be honest as she is always entertaining, is a fountain of knowledge and always find the right things to say. Also she comes across as someone you could happily get drunk with.
Well said..
EU forums wouldn't be the same without her.wedward: is smoky the queen of cs or is she the new queen of mean she always has plenty to say seems to be a nice lady but does she have a dark side what do you think
Well, well, well......Gosh, I take a few days off, to spend a long fiesta weekend with my most beautiful statue of David-look-alike lover-boy who also can dance, eats raw garlic, enjoys a glass of champagne before breakfast on Sundays, and also eats dried out 2 week old bread just like I do ..................
....... and in steps Wailing Wedy from his frozen castle somewhere in Austria where he`s still recovering from his catastrophic foreys at absailing and avalanche rescue business ...........(he always drinks all the brandy from the cask around his dogs neck before they find the frozen victims, for whom the brandy was intended and donated for by the local businesses, who have not yet realised that they are merely fuelling his own private liqour cabinet!)
...... and attempts to strew discord amongst my faithful subjects on CS!!!!!!!!!
Dear Wedward, Of course I am a nice person, a very nice person, if not a lady.... I never wanted to be a lady, not a normal lady anyway. I much prefer to be a teenager - even a 63yr old teenager...... or a 70yr old teenager .....
Why, today I went to have my new passport stamped by the German Border Control guys and they were bedazzled by me... and my ability to converse in german, and of course my dazzling appearance, sanguine manner, and sheer beauty and general charm!
Well, of course I have a Dark Side! Everyone has a Dark Side, we just don`t show that side in public. That is the side that only makes an appearance when such as yourself attempts (pathetically, I may say) to overthrow the balance of Court in these hallowed halls.
Now, may I suggest you keep practicing your absailing abilities? Just don`t get the elastic from your underrods hooked on the pot plants on your balcony this time.
Maisie: I think she's one of the reasons the EU forum is worth reading to be honest as she is always entertaining, is a fountain of knowledge and always find the right things to say. Also she comes across as someone you could happily get drunk with.
Maisie! 
one for you, and .... one for me! ....and then we going for a starkers swim in the ocean!...
Ja, us older teenagers DO have a fountain of knowledge huh? As they say, some people grow old and wise, and some of us just get wiser.......
Maisie: I think she's one of the reasons the EU forum is worth reading to be honest as she is always entertaining, is a fountain of knowledge and always find the right things to say. Also she comes across as someone you could happily get drunk with.
YEY!FOR QUEEN SMOKY!!!loltomboygirl: YEY!FOR QUEEN SMOKY!!!lol
AMMENDMENT: The above FOUR Highly Intelligent, Discerning, people of Good Taste, etc etc etc etc .....?
smoky: Well, well, well......
Gosh, I take a few days off, to spend a long fiesta weekend with my most beautiful statue of David-look-alike lover-boy who also can dance, eats raw garlic, enjoys a glass of champagne before breakfast on Sundays, and also eats dried out 2 week old bread just like I do ..................
....... and in steps Wailing Wedy from his frozen castle somewhere in Austria where he`s still recovering from his catastrophic foreys at absailing and avalanche rescue business ...........(he always drinks all the brandy from the cask around his dogs neck before they find the frozen victims, for whom the brandy was intended and donated for by the local businesses, who have not yet realised that they are merely fuelling his own private liqour cabinet!)
...... and attempts to strew discord amongst my faithful subjects on CS!!!!!!!!!
Dear Wedward, Of course I am a nice person, a very nice person, if not a lady.... I never wanted to be a lady, not a normal lady anyway. I much prefer to be a teenager - even a 63yr old teenager...... or a 70yr old teenager .....
Why, today I went to have my new passport stamped by the German Border Control guys and they were bedazzled by me... and my ability to converse in german, and of course my dazzling appearance, sanguine manner, and sheer beauty and general charm!
Well, of course I have a Dark Side! Everyone has a Dark Side, we just don`t show that side in public. That is the side that only makes an appearance when such as yourself attempts (pathetically, I may say) to overthrow the balance of Court in these hallowed halls.
Now, may I suggest you keep practicing your absailing abilities? Just don`t get the elastic from your underrods hooked on the pot plants on your balcony this time.
Better don't give in to that Dark Side!Gosh, I take a few days off, to spend a long fiesta weekend with my most beautiful statue of David-look-alike lover-boy who also can dance, eats raw garlic, enjoys a glass of champagne before breakfast on Sundays, and also eats dried out 2 week old bread just like I do ..................
....... and in steps Wailing Wedy from his frozen castle somewhere in Austria where he`s still recovering from his catastrophic foreys at absailing and avalanche rescue business ...........(he always drinks all the brandy from the cask around his dogs neck before they find the frozen victims, for whom the brandy was intended and donated for by the local businesses, who have not yet realised that they are merely fuelling his own private liqour cabinet!)
...... and attempts to strew discord amongst my faithful subjects on CS!!!!!!!!!
Dear Wedward, Of course I am a nice person, a very nice person, if not a lady.... I never wanted to be a lady, not a normal lady anyway. I much prefer to be a teenager - even a 63yr old teenager...... or a 70yr old teenager .....
Why, today I went to have my new passport stamped by the German Border Control guys and they were bedazzled by me... and my ability to converse in german, and of course my dazzling appearance, sanguine manner, and sheer beauty and general charm!
Well, of course I have a Dark Side! Everyone has a Dark Side, we just don`t show that side in public. That is the side that only makes an appearance when such as yourself attempts (pathetically, I may say) to overthrow the balance of Court in these hallowed halls.
Now, may I suggest you keep practicing your absailing abilities? Just don`t get the elastic from your underrods hooked on the pot plants on your balcony this time.
Might be come the female Version of Darth Vader!
So your Passport finally arrived!
Had to wait 6 months for mine back in the nineties!
The Swissies weren't going to take any Chance with me!
Conrad73: Better don't give in to that Dark Side!
Might be come the female Version of Darth Vader! So your Passport finally arrived!
Had to wait 6 months for mine back in the nineties!
The Swissies weren't going to take any Chance with me!
Might be come the female Version of Darth Vader! So your Passport finally arrived!
Had to wait 6 months for mine back in the nineties!
The Swissies weren't going to take any Chance with me!
Darth Vader? That was my Grand-pa`s name!
Yes, my passport arrived, hand deliverd by a nice Swiss Postman.
And it`s a very special NEW type of Advanced Passport. They had a problem identifying my fingerprints, then they lost my photos, then lost my application, then lost the passport in the printing process, then recovered it, then the Embassy here sent them more photos, and they managed to get it printed AND into a diplomatic bag! .....Not bad for a Third World Country hey?
And you know what..? It`s got a blank page opposite the photo page ... and if you hold it up to the light its got a perfect picture of me in the paper! ... all made of little pin pricks in the paper... a sort of hollographic or whatever you call it thing. They now going to use my photo in the watermark of the next issue of bank-notes....? Oh and also I guess that`s to make forgery more difficult?
You had to wait so long, Conrad, because they had to make sure you are really Swiss. Also because you are so devilishly handsome, and you got that astounding beard! Normally Swissies get their passport within 24 hours! ... but only if you have one of those twirly-wirly Swissy moustaches extending 28" either side of your face.
smoky: Darth Vader? That was my Grand-pa`s name!
Yes, my passport arrived, hand deliverd by a nice Swiss Postman.
And it`s a very special NEW type of Advanced Passport. They had a problem identifying my fingerprints, then they lost my photos, then lost my application, then lost the passport in the printing process, then recovered it, then the Embassy here sent them more photos, and they managed to get it printed AND into a diplomatic bag! .....Not bad for a Third World Country hey?
And you know what..? It`s got a blank page opposite the photo page ... and if you hold it up to the light its got a perfect picture of me in the paper! ... all made of little pin pricks in the paper... a sort of hollographic or whatever you call it thing. They now going to use my photo in the watermark of the next issue of bank-notes....? Oh and also I guess that`s to make forgery more difficult?
You had to wait so long, Conrad, because they had to make sure you are really Swiss. Also because you are so devilishly handsome, and you got that astounding beard! Normally Swissies get their passport within 24 hours! ... but only if you have one of those twirly-wirly Swissy moustaches extending 28" either side of your face.
I was residing in the Bahamas at the time,and had lost my Passport!Yes, my passport arrived, hand deliverd by a nice Swiss Postman.
And it`s a very special NEW type of Advanced Passport. They had a problem identifying my fingerprints, then they lost my photos, then lost my application, then lost the passport in the printing process, then recovered it, then the Embassy here sent them more photos, and they managed to get it printed AND into a diplomatic bag! .....Not bad for a Third World Country hey?
And you know what..? It`s got a blank page opposite the photo page ... and if you hold it up to the light its got a perfect picture of me in the paper! ... all made of little pin pricks in the paper... a sort of hollographic or whatever you call it thing. They now going to use my photo in the watermark of the next issue of bank-notes....? Oh and also I guess that`s to make forgery more difficult?
You had to wait so long, Conrad, because they had to make sure you are really Swiss. Also because you are so devilishly handsome, and you got that astounding beard! Normally Swissies get their passport within 24 hours! ... but only if you have one of those twirly-wirly Swissy moustaches extending 28" either side of your face.
Only for the second time!
Nearest Embassy is in Ottawa Canada,and only an Honorary Consul in the Bahamas!
They been treating us like Stepchildren.
Before Independence we had to deal with the Embassy in London!
Conrad73: I was residing in the Bahamas at the time,and had lost my Passport!
Only for the second time!
Nearest Embassy is in Ottawa Canada,and only an Honorary Consul in the Bahamas!
They been treating us like Stepchildren.
Before Independence we had to deal with the Embassy in London!
Only for the second time!
Nearest Embassy is in Ottawa Canada,and only an Honorary Consul in the Bahamas!
They been treating us like Stepchildren.
Before Independence we had to deal with the Embassy in London!
Ja ... Thine Celtic Forefathers knew what they were doing when they took this Alpine fortified land and terrorised the Romans who dared to attempt following them! ..well at least that`s how I understand the Helvetian Paradise that came into being...?
You wanna go live on a tropical island and keep losing your passport ........ You were never intended to leave Switzerland .... you supposed to keep your feet here!
smoky: Ja ... Thine Celtic Forefathers knew what they were doing when they took this Alpine fortified land and terrorised the Romans who dared to attempt following them! ..well at least that`s how I understand the Helvetian Paradise that came into being...?
You wanna go live on a tropical island and keep losing your passport ........ You were never intended to leave Switzerland .... you supposed to keep your feet here!
Wish I knew that then!You wanna go live on a tropical island and keep losing your passport ........ You were never intended to leave Switzerland .... you supposed to keep your feet here!
I don't know about Smoky being the Queen but she certainly is very entertaining and I like her dry sense of humour.
I very articulate Lady who says it as it is.
mariola: I don't know about Smoky being the Queen but she certainly is very entertaining and I like her dry sense of humour.
I very articulate Lady who says it as it is.
Oh, Mariola .... the Queen thing came about .... when Wedy was still a young man, and I was a teenager, when CS first began .... and I fooled him with a thread about Dwarfs and he has never forgiven me cause he did not know th answer ... so he referred to me as the Queen of the Pointy Hats ... and then that name stuck ... and stuck ... and then I got used to it ......I very articulate Lady who says it as it is.
But ... now ... funny enough, tonight I was thinking about this ... and I do believe, it is time for me to retire from my throne.....? Not fair to not be single and to be Queen. I am a Queen now, having found my man.
So ... I think we shall start a new thread to find a New Queen to take over the reign ...huh?
And ... again .... strange though it may sound ... YOUR name came up into my mind. I think you would make a very good Queen for CS.
We just got to think up a good advertising campaign for you.
How would you like to take over the title?
I have very important things to do now on weekends, man related things ... like being served Champagne in bed on Sunday mornings, and eating the breakfast he has cooked, and making myself look beautiful enough to ignore the wrinkles, and those million other important things a woman has to do to keep a man happy ......
..... and myself happy too, which is far more important than anything else.......smoky: Oh, Mariola .... the Queen thing came about .... when Wedy was still a young man, and I was a teenager, when CS first began .... and I fooled him with a thread about Dwarfs and he has never forgiven me cause he did not know th answer ... so he referred to me as the Queen of the Pointy Hats ... and then that name stuck ... and stuck ... and then I got used to it ......
But ... now ... funny enough, tonight I was thinking about this ... and I do believe, it is time for me to retire from my throne.....? Not fair to not be single and to be Queen. I am a Queen now, having found my man.
So ... I think we shall start a new thread to find a New Queen to take over the reign ...huh?
And ... again .... strange though it may sound ... YOUR name came up into my mind. I think you would make a very good Queen for CS.
We just got to think up a good advertising campaign for you.
How would you like to take over the title?
I have very important things to do now on weekends, man related things ... like being served Champagne in bed on Sunday mornings, and eating the breakfast he has cooked, and making myself look beautiful enough to ignore the wrinkles, and those million other important things a woman has to do to keep a man happy ...... ..... and myself happy too, which is far more important than anything else.......
But ... now ... funny enough, tonight I was thinking about this ... and I do believe, it is time for me to retire from my throne.....? Not fair to not be single and to be Queen. I am a Queen now, having found my man.
So ... I think we shall start a new thread to find a New Queen to take over the reign ...huh?
And ... again .... strange though it may sound ... YOUR name came up into my mind. I think you would make a very good Queen for CS.
We just got to think up a good advertising campaign for you.
How would you like to take over the title?
I have very important things to do now on weekends, man related things ... like being served Champagne in bed on Sunday mornings, and eating the breakfast he has cooked, and making myself look beautiful enough to ignore the wrinkles, and those million other important things a woman has to do to keep a man happy ...... ..... and myself happy too, which is far more important than anything else.......
I could never take your place...............far to slow a thinker.
Only here to find Don Dinero and enjoy Champagne in bed with him.
It's going to be a tough job from what I read. Don't spill any more Whiskey.
Maisie: I think she's one of the reasons the EU forum is worth reading to be honest as she is always entertaining, is a fountain of knowledge and always find the right things to say. Also she comes across as someone you could happily get drunk with.
D-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y
Here's to HRH Queen Smoky
smoky: Well, well, well......
Gosh, I take a few days off, to spend a long fiesta weekend with my most beautiful statue of David-look-alike lover-boy who also can dance, eats raw garlic, enjoys a glass of champagne before breakfast on Sundays, and also eats dried out 2 week old bread just like I do ..................
....... and in steps Wailing Wedy from his frozen castle somewhere in Austria where he`s still recovering from his catastrophic foreys at absailing and avalanche rescue business ...........(he always drinks all the brandy from the cask around his dogs neck before they find the frozen victims, for whom the brandy was intended and donated for by the local businesses, who have not yet realised that they are merely fuelling his own private liqour cabinet!)
...... and attempts to strew discord amongst my faithful subjects on CS!!!!!!!!!
Dear Wedward, Of course I am a nice person, a very nice person, if not a lady.... I never wanted to be a lady, not a normal lady anyway. I much prefer to be a teenager - even a 63yr old teenager...... or a 70yr old teenager .....
Why, today I went to have my new passport stamped by the German Border Control guys and they were bedazzled by me... and my ability to converse in german, and of course my dazzling appearance, sanguine manner, and sheer beauty and general charm!
Well, of course I have a Dark Side! Everyone has a Dark Side, we just don`t show that side in public. That is the side that only makes an appearance when such as yourself attempts (pathetically, I may say) to overthrow the balance of Court in these hallowed halls.
Now, may I suggest you keep practicing your absailing abilities? Just don`t get the elastic from your underrods hooked on the pot plants on your balcony this time.
Gosh, I take a few days off, to spend a long fiesta weekend with my most beautiful statue of David-look-alike lover-boy who also can dance, eats raw garlic, enjoys a glass of champagne before breakfast on Sundays, and also eats dried out 2 week old bread just like I do ..................
....... and in steps Wailing Wedy from his frozen castle somewhere in Austria where he`s still recovering from his catastrophic foreys at absailing and avalanche rescue business ...........(he always drinks all the brandy from the cask around his dogs neck before they find the frozen victims, for whom the brandy was intended and donated for by the local businesses, who have not yet realised that they are merely fuelling his own private liqour cabinet!)
...... and attempts to strew discord amongst my faithful subjects on CS!!!!!!!!!
Dear Wedward, Of course I am a nice person, a very nice person, if not a lady.... I never wanted to be a lady, not a normal lady anyway. I much prefer to be a teenager - even a 63yr old teenager...... or a 70yr old teenager .....
Why, today I went to have my new passport stamped by the German Border Control guys and they were bedazzled by me... and my ability to converse in german, and of course my dazzling appearance, sanguine manner, and sheer beauty and general charm!
Well, of course I have a Dark Side! Everyone has a Dark Side, we just don`t show that side in public. That is the side that only makes an appearance when such as yourself attempts (pathetically, I may say) to overthrow the balance of Court in these hallowed halls.
Now, may I suggest you keep practicing your absailing abilities? Just don`t get the elastic from your underrods hooked on the pot plants on your balcony this time.
hi smoky the queen of pointed hats who dazzles all on cs but i remember fun daddy he could really bring out the dark side in you
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