Two Elderly Gentlemen (13)
Mazza1970: so this is what i have to look forward to
Tell me about it..... at least us women get to keep our hair
ah the future .. 
Lillym: Tell me about it..... at least us women get to keep our hair
but at least we dont have gravity to deal with
Mazza1970: but at least we dont have gravity to deal with
Mazza, I've nursed elderly men. Trust me, yes you do have gravity to deal with, and it's not always a pretty sight!
venere08: Mazza, I've nursed elderly men. Trust me, yes you do have gravity to deal with, and it's not always a pretty sight!
u mean my moobs will be down to my knees???
though it could benefit me in other ways
Mazza1970: u mean my moobs will be down to my knees???
though it could benefit me in other ways
though it could benefit me in other ways
BTW....Why is my picture on your profile
Lillym: BTW....Why is my picture on your profile
lol...i'm growing my hair so wanted to see how i'd look
Mazza1970: lol...i'm growing my hair so wanted to see how i'd look
I didn't think you could choose, mazza.
Unless you lifted Lillym's photo and fraudulently made it yours!
Mazza1970: so this is what i have to look forward to
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical.. All of his tests come back with
Normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are
You doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
George replies, 'God and I are tight.. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
Bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
Off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the
Doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' George is doing fine! But I had to call
You because I'm in awe of his relationship with God . Is it true that he
Gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and
When he's done, poof! The light goes off?'
'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!
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'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'