My next life...Gonna be a Bear (5)

Jan 5, 2011 7:09 AM CST My next life...Gonna be a Bear
gannieaw
gannieawgannieaws/c de Tenerife, Canary Islands Spain13 Threads 91 Posts
In this life I'm a woman. In my next, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you are expected to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs, and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear.
Jan 5, 2011 7:13 AM CST My next life...Gonna be a Bear
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
laugh cheers
Jan 5, 2011 7:21 AM CST My next life...Gonna be a Bear
Yash124g
Yash124gYash124gEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK9 Threads 1 Polls 1,237 Posts
Cannot be any better than good old Blue.. thumbs up

dancing
Jan 5, 2011 7:22 AM CST My next life...Gonna be a Bear
Yash124g
Yash124gYash124gEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK9 Threads 1 Polls 1,237 Posts
Yash124g: Cannot be any better than good old Blue Baloo..


Oops.. doh banana
Jan 5, 2011 9:19 AM CST My next life...Gonna be a Bear
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
laugh laugh

coffee
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