if this doesn't make you laugh then... (23)

Dec 3, 2011 3:51 PM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
LoveSpain2
LoveSpain2LoveSpain2Mijas, Andalusia Spain2 Threads 5 Posts
Imagine the scene first...

Two men together and one of them is holding a razor blade!

"Do you like a close shave?"
"Only with another mans wife!"
Does the husband mind?"
No he has a beard!"

The audience fall about laughing............
Dec 3, 2011 4:22 PM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
LoveSpain2
LoveSpain2LoveSpain2Mijas, Andalusia Spain2 Threads 5 Posts
did it make you laugh?
Dec 3, 2011 5:27 PM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
LoveSpain2: did it make you laugh?


This place is a re-incarnation of Pricess-who-never-laughed.

grin
Dec 4, 2011 3:38 AM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
LoveSpain1
LoveSpain1LoveSpain1Valencia, Spain1 Posts
who is pricess?
Dec 4, 2011 6:53 AM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
LoveSpain1: who is pricess?


A spelling fault: it meant to be <princess>
Dec 5, 2011 7:45 AM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
LoveSpain1: who is pricess?
Now .... THAT made me laugh!grin rolling on the floor laughing more than the OP`s joke did!
Dec 5, 2011 12:42 PM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
smoky: Now .... THAT made me laugh! more than the OP`s joke did!


I knew there ought to be people who understand me. Choo-hoo!cheering

grin
Dec 5, 2011 12:44 PM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
Question to OP:

Is there any chance that LoveSpain1 is your twin brother?

popcorn
Dec 5, 2011 1:47 PM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
LoveSpain2
LoveSpain2LoveSpain2Mijas, Andalusia Spain2 Threads 5 Posts
Senses of humour are so flat these days...

Does anybody remember The Goons, this joke would have had the walls cave in!

C'mon guys, use your imagination, let go a bit devil
Dec 5, 2011 2:21 PM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
LoveSpain2: Senses of humour are so flat these days...

Does anybody remember The Goons, this joke would have had the walls cave in!

C'mon guys, use your imagination, let go a bit
The Goons .... and Spike Milligan ....... nah, no-one remembers them anymore .,....crying Actually, no-one seems to have any sense of humour anymore either.

Too much watching ..... what? Why is there no humour anymore.

Actually, there is even not much friendliness these days.

I think the sense of humour has been replaced by criticism?

dunno


Ah well.drinking
Dec 5, 2011 5:56 PM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
wordsmith99
wordsmith99wordsmith99Lyon, Rhone-Alpes France2 Threads 399 Posts
Loads of people here have terrific senses of humour. That joke just wasn't funny. (Sorry mate, but that one stunk.) If you want funny, look at the Fenton fan vids on Youtube... now THAT'S funny!
Dec 6, 2011 1:07 PM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
wordsmith99: Loads of people here have terrific senses of humour. That joke just wasn't funny. (Sorry mate, but that one stunk.) If you want funny, look at the Fenton fan vids on Youtube... now THAT'S funny!
thumbs up Yeah, it was not funny, I was trying to be polite.....grin

But the spelling mistake post and the following one, made me laugh.

So .... let`s tell Father Christmas jokes instead?

Anyone know a good Father Christmas joke? Before I post mine?santa waving
Dec 6, 2011 2:01 PM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
vyoleta
vyoletavyoletaArkaroola, South Australia Australia44 Threads 6 Polls 1,050 Posts
Little Johnny writes a letter to Santa: "Dear Santa, if this Christmas you don't send me a bike so that I will not be going to scool on foot anymore, I'll make sausages of your deers and then you will be going on foot too. Love, little Johnny."




rolling on the floor laughing (In case you don't laugh)
Dec 6, 2011 3:00 PM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
vyoleta: Little Johnny writes a letter to Santa: "Dear Santa, if this Christmas you don't send me a bike so that I will not be going to scool on foot anymore, I'll make sausages of your deers and then you will be going on foot too. Love, little Johnny."

(In case you don't laugh)
And this is why, Vyoleta, jokes from different countries are hard to understand .... different senses of humour.

I told a South African joke to a Swiss and he looked horrified!

Okay, here`s my Santa joke - and if it horrifies you, then just say so, ok?

(It`s actually an Irish joke)

The mean old Dad goes outside the back door and fires off his shotgun. He comes inside and tells the children that Santa just committed suicide. (Ok, that`s a "sick" joke)
Dec 7, 2011 2:49 PM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
Don’t know any Christmas jokes, but have found some statements made by children when they were asked to explain some concepts:

Air hostess:
She must be thin. If she is thick, then she can get stuck between rows and a pilot would have to go out from the cabin and push her through the aisle. Which is very inconvenient.
(Dasha, 7 years)

Stomach:
It’s a very important place in human body. You store there soup, mashed potatoes, ice-cream. Somewhere between all this, there’s also a heart.
(Galya, 5 years)

Insomnia:
A bride can get this. She may be lying at night and thinking: ”What dress I’ll have tomorrow? And the main question – what husband it will be, handsome or plain?”
(Masha, 7 years)

Gentleman:
It’s the same as a lady. Only a man.
(Tolya, 6 years)

Wife:
It’s a girl, who cooks for a man his dinner, takes care of his laundry and his child.
(Andrey, 4 years)

Husband:
Life with this person is very difficult. So much trouble… great expenses… And he can let you down any time… for example: from the beginning he was handsome and nice, but after the wedding became belching and fat.
(Kirill, 7 years)

Fiancé:
A man is called that when he’s got plans to get married. After he’s actually got married, he’s called other different words.
(Anya, 9 years)

Pseudonym:
Artists make up some intriguing names for themselves, in order to print them on the posters. While their own names are not so intriguing. Some writers as well: they write some poetry, but sign with someone else’s name.
(Zjenya, 7 years)

Soap opera:
It’s women who like soap opera most, because of all the exiting events that happen there. Men, for example, get killed a few at once:
(Arina, 5 years)



grin
Dec 10, 2011 5:47 AM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
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professor
Jan 17, 2012 7:03 PM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 Posts
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Have you anymore of the tuffy?
Jan 18, 2012 6:01 AM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...


Spike Milligan - The Fresh Fruit Song laugh
Jan 18, 2012 11:00 AM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
Phoenix: Have you anymore of the tuffy?


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grin
Jan 18, 2012 11:21 AM CST if this doesn't make you laugh then...
whitehorse
whitehorsewhitehorseSt. Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta204 Threads 631 Posts
LoveSpain2: Imagine the scene first...

Two men together and one of them is holding a razor blade!

"Do you like a close shave?"
"Only with another mans wife!"
Does the husband mind?"
No he has a beard!"

The audience fall about laughing............
i believe you spain, maybe the audience is still laughing and can listen to this:
a woman calls a psychiatrist and tells him her husband is crazy; as every minute he claims he is napolean ... the psychiatrist replied,' tell your husband he is not napolean; i am'
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