Lost in translation (10)
From a Japanese guidebook:
"When a passenger of the foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet at him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.".
"When a passenger of the foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet at him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.".
Hong Kong taylor shop sign
Men fitting room here
ladies have fit upstairs
Men fitting room here
ladies have fit upstairs
YES guys 
more more !!
Hong Kong:
Come broil yourself at your open table.
more more !!Hong Kong:
Come broil yourself at your open table.
I even took a photo of a menu at a pizza place in Sarajevo.
All ingredients were listed in several languages. In the English line, it said: Pepperoni, paprika, cheese, small pox, tomato, ...
All ingredients were listed in several languages. In the English line, it said: Pepperoni, paprika, cheese, small pox, tomato, ...
In the case of death call us on the phone.........
We guarantee you the best service.
We guarantee you the best service.
I have a friend. He is a stonemason and he works monuments for the cemetery.
From his business card: " Yours is only to die.
The rest is my business."
From his business card: " Yours is only to die.
The rest is my business."Steevyv: I have a friend. He is a stonemason and he works monuments for the cemetery.
From his business card: " Yours is only to die. The rest is my business."
From his business card: " Yours is only to die. The rest is my business."
Hey Steevyv...
good one ! Keep going Take any text and copy it to google translator,
translate it to finish, copy the text you came up with and translate it back to english...
Sometimes you get something hilarious out of it and sometimes it's just a bad translation...
translate it to finish, copy the text you came up with and translate it back to english...
Sometimes you get something hilarious out of it and sometimes it's just a bad translation...
an excerpt from a menu translated in English: "hamandeggs with eggs' :-))))
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I ve been reading a funny book. Funny or weird translations from all over the world. Maybe you came across some as well??? TELL us !!
London , UK
all fire extinguishers must be examined at least five days before any fire....
Copenhagen:
In the event of fire, open a window and announce your presence in a seemly manner....
France:
Wondering what to wear? A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trousers.
Copenhagen :
Take care of burglars.
Who s got some more??
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