a piece of tail

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whitehorse whitehorse

St. Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta

a piece of tail
( not fiction ) on june 8th. 1927, to be exact; three men entered a bar in Texas and spent six hours drinking and talking. the bartender could not help listen to some of the men's conversations. the bartender heard the phrase " a piece of tail" very often...little did he know the three strangers were talking about having sex and, how good or bad the sex was when they were still millions of miles away from earth. finally the bartender asked and they told him, that where they came from women had tails. they ordered another drink and when the bartender turned around the three strangers were gone and did not pay for their short holiday on earth. the bartender kept on talking about a piece of tail and the three men...and from Texas, the phrase; a piece of tail...was introduced to a world audience. after a month the three men ( aliens ) were forgotten.

I think I would fancy making love to a woman with a tail...how about you Charlie??
whitehorse whitehorse

St. Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta

Re: a piece of tail
why did you call me Charlie? I know it is unlikely we will witness countless women waving their tail at us or dating them.

goodbye to all...the time in Malta right now is, 5.45pm...and I need to get some rest before I start the fire later on ( cooking )
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