His First Time.. (19)
Lucky cow
Good one Lisa
...unexpected ending.............but surely expected from Lisa 
Mooooooooh...ooh!.
Lets just hope you dont mistake a bull for a cow, otherwise you might just get a nasty suprise in your rear end!!!!!
You must be the hot bull next door!!
No...I'm the good-looking farmer with warm hands and vaseline.....
No....the bull will.....
Wish I was a fly on the wall to witness that!!!Good one Rusty!!
good one..... Lisajane..... Nice one lisajane!!
Yeah....got it.
Have you?
Have you?
nops...I didn't type it 
damn pc.......... But judging by what I have read, maybe Lagoona might find this just a bit more interesting
Good ones, KT............. combining the two milk ads......if she suffers from PMS you don't want your 'arms' to fall off now, do you?
Not sure about the bull-fighting video though - was it an advert for Cisk?
Not sure about the bull-fighting video though - was it an advert for Cisk?
Smith and Doe????
....please explain your american terminology dear...you are speaking to a european audience here....a lot of this goes straight over our heads....
....please explain your american terminology dear...you are speaking to a european audience here....a lot of this goes straight over our heads....
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The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...