2003 Aussie jokes........... (8)
rusty_knight: Was it the world cup in Rugby? I can't remember but there was a bit of 'needle' between England and Australia over some sporting event in November 2003............ times goes so fast!
Anyway, the 'Wallabies' had had a go at us lot with some 'dirty pre match tactics' - so there were some anti Aussie jokes in the UK press, such as:
What's the difference between a pig and an Australian?
A pig doesn't turn into an Aussie when it's drinking!Why do Australina men prefer blondes?
Because they like the intellectual company.
What's the definition of a virgin?
Any Aussie girl who can run faster than her brothers......
Ouch! nasty!
Anyway, the 'Wallabies' had had a go at us lot with some 'dirty pre match tactics' - so there were some anti Aussie jokes in the UK press, such as:
What's the difference between a pig and an Australian?
A pig doesn't turn into an Aussie when it's drinking!Why do Australina men prefer blondes?
Because they like the intellectual company.
What's the definition of a virgin?
Any Aussie girl who can run faster than her brothers......
Ouch! nasty!
Nina3:
Ok, what do you call a lovely Australian girl with two brain cells?
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Pregnant?
rusty_knight: Was it the world cup in Rugby? I can't remember but there was a bit of 'needle' between England and Australia over some sporting event in November 2003............ times goes so fast!
Anyway, the 'Wallabies' had had a go at us lot with some 'dirty pre match tactics' - so there were some anti Aussie jokes in the UK press, such as:
What's the difference between a pig and an Australian?
A pig doesn't turn into an Aussie when it's drinking!Why do Australina men prefer blondes?
Because they like the intellectual company.
What's the definition of a virgin?
Any Aussie girl who can run faster than her brothers......
Ouch! nasty!
Anyway, the 'Wallabies' had had a go at us lot with some 'dirty pre match tactics' - so there were some anti Aussie jokes in the UK press, such as:
What's the difference between a pig and an Australian?
A pig doesn't turn into an Aussie when it's drinking!Why do Australina men prefer blondes?
Because they like the intellectual company.
What's the definition of a virgin?
Any Aussie girl who can run faster than her brothers......
Ouch! nasty!
A little half witted these kind of jokes Rusty ( You have better in you)
just replace one word an you can use them for anyone
--- perhaps I should tell you all the "Italian" jokes I was subjected to being raised in this Great Southern land --- I'm rather grateful in a way - they certainly have sharpened my "Wit" to a degree that at times some really originality ensues
CuspofMagic: A little half witted these kind of jokes Rusty ( You have better in you)
just replace one word an you can use them for anyone
--- perhaps I should tell you all the "Italian" jokes I was subjected to being raised in this Great Southern land --- I'm rather grateful in a way - they certainly have sharpened my "Wit" to a degree that at times some really originality ensues
just replace one word an you can use them for anyone
--- perhaps I should tell you all the "Italian" jokes I was subjected to being raised in this Great Southern land --- I'm rather grateful in a way - they certainly have sharpened my "Wit" to a degree that at times some really originality ensues
---really good ie
CuspofMagic: A little half witted these kind of jokes Rusty ( You have better in you)
just replace one word an you can use them for anyone
--- perhaps I should tell you all the "Italian" jokes I was subjected to being raised in this Great Southern land --- I'm rather grateful in a way - they certainly have sharpened my "Wit" to a degree that at times some really originality ensues
just replace one word an you can use them for anyone
--- perhaps I should tell you all the "Italian" jokes I was subjected to being raised in this Great Southern land --- I'm rather grateful in a way - they certainly have sharpened my "Wit" to a degree that at times some really originality ensues
I agree entirely!
The journalist who posted these jokes seeems to have taken a load of old feeble jokes and just substituted 'aussie' for 'Irish' or whatever.......... I personally find these sorts of jokes distateful and wanted to see what the reaction would be.
I'm not sure if it's 'ok' to post jokes about aliens; you know that aliens could be both much more intelligent and advanced than we are but also lacking any sense of humour.
Being told you are 'not funny' by an alien is one thing; having that same large green 'blob' thingy point their 'human culling disintegrator' at you and pressing the button with the tip of its long slimey green nose is another!
It is NOT in our interests to make fun of aliens.
Also dead people.
You crack jokes about dead people and they come into your head late at night and screw up your dreams.
Never, ever crack joke about pregnant Irish women on bicycles.
Dope peddlars can get nasty if offended.
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Anyway, the 'Wallabies' had had a go at us lot with some 'dirty pre match tactics' - so there were some anti Aussie jokes in the UK press, such as:
What's the difference between a pig and an Australian?
A pig doesn't turn into an Aussie when it's drinking!
Why do Australina men prefer blondes?
Because they like the intellectual company.
What's the definition of a virgin?
Any Aussie girl who can run faster than her brothers......
Ouch! nasty!