My bank might go bust! What will become of me... (26)

Oct 11, 2008 1:18 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
shot3743
shot3743shot3743Vidin, Bulgaria26 Threads 1 Polls 573 Posts
My bank might go bust! What will become of me... overdraft!!laugh ! ?
Oct 11, 2008 1:19 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Loin cloth, learn to eat ants, and dig for bulbs and roots ........?grin cheers
Oct 11, 2008 1:22 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
phoenix
phoenixphoenixparis, Ile-de-France France81 Threads 4 Polls 3,669 Posts
You could roast conkers with conrad...
Oct 11, 2008 1:24 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
Mirodenia
MirodeniaMirodeniaNew York City, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 1,670 Posts
They are having insurances...they are smart and tricky...

Maybe tonight I'll come there, it is in the neighborhood to dig for some rest overs...

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 11, 2008 1:27 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Now this is a very good lesson to learn and pass on ...... To NOT make your bank responsible for your way of life! A bank, like money, is to be used for a purpose, and if they vanish overnight, it makes no difference to you.
Oct 11, 2008 1:28 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
shot3743: My bank might go bust! What will become of me... overdraft!! ! ?
Rob it before it goes bust.
If they catch you they have to feed you three Square Meals a Day.
If they don't,well then you're set for a while.laugh wave
Oct 11, 2008 1:29 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
Mirodenia
MirodeniaMirodeniaNew York City, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 1,670 Posts
smoky: Now this is a very good lesson to learn and pass on ...... To NOT make your bank responsible for your way of life! A bank, like money, is to be used for a purpose, and if they vanish overnight, it makes no difference to you.

You have here an admirer!
Oct 11, 2008 1:29 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
shot3743
shot3743shot3743Vidin, Bulgaria26 Threads 1 Polls 573 Posts
Well the village cemetery (the former one - they moved it years ago to a remoter spot) is quite near. If we dig we're sure to unearth some bones. Might make a soup with nettles. Plenty of them around.laugh
Oct 11, 2008 1:30 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
Mirodenia
MirodeniaMirodeniaNew York City, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 1,670 Posts
Conrad73: Rob it before it goes bust.
If they catch you they have to feed you three Square Meals a Day.
If they don't,well then you're set for a while.


Yes, I just told him to do this. With me, of course.
Conrad, would you join the team?

rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 11, 2008 1:31 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
Mirodenia
MirodeniaMirodeniaNew York City, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 1,670 Posts
shot3743: Well the village cemetery (the former one - they moved it years ago to a remoter spot) is quite near. If we dig we're sure to unearth some bones. Might make a soup with nettles. Plenty of them around.



To dig into money...

Much better than old bones.
Oct 11, 2008 1:34 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
shot3743: Well the village cemetery (the former one - they moved it years ago to a remoter spot) is quite near. If we dig we're sure to unearth some bones. Might make a soup with nettles. Plenty of them around.

Oh GROSS! .. but there should be some lizards or other insects around that would taste better?! Or just plain nettles!.. very nutritious stuff that!
Oct 11, 2008 1:36 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
Mirodenia: Yes, I just told him to do this. With me, of course.
Conrad, would you join the team?
I'll be the Lookout,and run like hell when the Police arrives.rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 11, 2008 1:36 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
shot3743
shot3743shot3743Vidin, Bulgaria26 Threads 1 Polls 573 Posts
But I don't have any money deposited. They gave me money (overdraft).

Oh, they could take my second property. It's a ruin. laugh
Oct 11, 2008 1:37 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
shot3743: Well the village cemetery (the former one - they moved it years ago to a remoter spot) is quite near. If we dig we're sure to unearth some bones. Might make a soup with nettles. Plenty of them around.
Pretty healthy stuff,Nettles,not too filling,though.blues mumbling
Oct 11, 2008 1:40 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
shot3743: But I don't have any money deposited. They gave me money (overdraft).

Oh, they could take my second property. It's a ruin.


Ah Ha! So now is the time to make a deal with them ........ Paying back a few cents per Euro, or do they want to wait till they on their feet and stable again before you resume paying the overdraft?
Oct 11, 2008 1:40 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
shot3743
shot3743shot3743Vidin, Bulgaria26 Threads 1 Polls 573 Posts
smoky: Oh GROSS! .. but there should be some lizards or other insects around that would taste better?! Or just plain nettles!.. very nutritious stuff that!


Well there was a snake yesterday sunning itself on some rocks. (No kidding) laugh
Oct 12, 2008 6:13 AM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
Conrad73: Rob it before it goes bust.
If they catch you they have to feed you three Square Meals a Day.
If they don't,well then you're set for a while.


Good thinking....laugh wave
Oct 12, 2008 10:56 AM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
shot3743
shot3743shot3743Vidin, Bulgaria26 Threads 1 Polls 573 Posts
shot3743: But I don't have any money deposited. They gave me money (overdraft).

Oh, they could take my second property. It's a ruin.


Matter of fact, my first property is a ruin. But I'm working on that!laugh
Oct 12, 2008 12:17 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
muleguy52
muleguy52muleguy52Liverpool, Merseyside, England UK4 Threads 368 Posts
shot3743: My bank might go bust! What will become of me... overdraft!! ! ?

It depends.
If you are the bank manager,you can look forward to being hung,drawn,and quartered.
But,of course,not before all your limbs have been pulled from your sockets,on the rack.
And that is too good for you!
very mad
Oct 12, 2008 1:28 PM CST My bank might go bust! What will become of me...
shot3743
shot3743shot3743Vidin, Bulgaria26 Threads 1 Polls 573 Posts
muleguy52: It depends.
If you are the bank manager,you can look forward to being hung,drawn,and quartered.
But,of course,not before all your limbs have been pulled from your sockets,on the rack.
And that is too good for you!


Hmm, interesting.

My great hero, the Scottish patriot, William Wallace, met with exactly the fate you describe.

I have always dreamed of going into the history books, but my vision usually becomes pixellated near the part that you so graphically, and if I may say so, compellingly describe...

My only crime was to take out a paltry overdraft. As a matter of fact, a computer gave it to me without any specific action on my part, other than to subsequently spend the dosh, mostly on rebuilding a collapsed hovel in an Eastern rubbish dump. In view of your observations, I will try to contact my bank with a view to effecting repayment asap.

Your humble servant,

Shot3743
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