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Capone1

kuwait Kuwait

How to celebrate xmas?
I don't know about you but I and friends really enjoy xmas holidays . It is something we plan far away behind and properly organise things we never do in our normal days.

I and friends have a very nice farm far away from town. We arrange BIG parties, buy goats, sheap and chicken ready for BBQ set. We get boxes of beer, and different types of alcohol. We then invite planty of beautiful women to celebrate together!! . You don't see us for at-least three nights out!, well, what else would you want outside while you have what you've been planning for many month! .

We have decided this year to buy a cow!. This cow cost us 2000$ but I am sure it worth it coz we have plenty of time to eat it all.. I mean three days!

We have slaves (I mean house maids) to cook and BBQ for us while we enjoy the dance, the DJ, etc.....Really nice

My friend has managed to invite nice chicks from Dubai. They will stay with us for a week also before they go back.. Now don't you dear to ask me who are these girls coz that is a TOP SECRECT!!

You too can do the same as we do, It is not difficult. I mean getting chicks from Dubai... I can give you a contact if you don't know how!! You simply need to have money! and you enjoy the xmas as we normally do..


So my dearest, tell us what you planed for your xmas celebration!
Sommerauer71

Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
Capone1: I don't know about you but I and friends really enjoy xmas holidays . It is something we plan far away behind and properly organise things we never do in our normal days.

I and friends have a very nice farm far away from town. We arrange BIG parties, buy goats, sheap and chicken ready for BBQ set. We get boxes of beer, and different types of alcohol. We then invite planty of beautiful women to celebrate together!! . You don't see us for at-least three nights out!, well, what else would you want outside while you have what you've been planning for many month! .

We have decided this year to buy a cow!. This cow cost us 2000$ but I am sure it worth it coz we have plenty of time to eat it all.. I mean three days!

We have slaves (I mean house maids) to cook and BBQ for us while we enjoy the dance, the DJ, etc.....Really nice

My friend has managed to invite nice chicks from Dubai. They will stay with us for a week also before they go back.. Now don't you dear to ask me who are these girls coz that is a TOP SECRECT!!

You too can do the same as we do, It is not difficult. I mean getting chicks from Dubai... I can give you a contact if you don't know how!! You simply need to have money! and you enjoy the xmas as we normally do..So my dearest, tell us what you planed for your xmas celebration!


Mine are simple.

In bed.

guiriman

south of milan, Lombardy Italy

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
go to the farm....kill the fattened calf..and eat it..yummy..dancing


but let's not forget the true meaning of christmas....


!!!happy birthday, Santa..!!!



cheers cheers cheers
mike69spain

Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
guiriman: but let's not forget the true meaning of christmas....!!!happy birthday, Santa..!!!


rolling on the floor laughing

Who is buying Santa presents, btw??? confused
smoky smoky

Unterland, Zrich Switzerland

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
Christmas holidays in Kuwait?confused That is a Muslim country, innit?

Well, anyway, sounds like you have mucho fun organised on your "farm" ... a farm in Kuwait?confused How far out in the desert is this? Or is that not desert country?..... sorry, my geography is not realy that good...... I just have this mental image of a Kuwaiti farm...grin An Oasis? with camels?

Sheaps, chickens, goats and a cow - WOW! .. and slave girls to do the cooking! SO much meat is gonna make you mighty constipated!

Ahhh, but your Secret is not realy a Secret! .....The chicks from Dubai who are willing to spend a week out in the desert with a whole bunch of guys getting drunk ....... they all come from one of those Asian countries dont they? and they sell their services ...... ?

I think, and I stress ME, am thinking that this is all just in your imagination?dunno But if its not, then I hope you realy realy enjoy your Xmas celebration. Wot exactly are you celebrating?confused
mike69spain

Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
smoky: Ahhh, but your Secret is not realy a Secret! .....The chicks from Dubai who are willing to spend a week out in the desert with a whole bunch of guys getting drunk ....... they all come from one of those Asian countries dont they? and they sell their services ...... ?


...

And not only from there, and not always willingly dunno
Channelwrongside

Calais, Nord-Pas-de-Calais France

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
Sommerauer71: Mine are simple.

In bed.


Hi Sommer,

You on't be the only one.......
Season greetings from France
X (if I may ?)
Sommerauer71

Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
Channelwrongside: Hi Sommer,

You on't be the only one.......
Season greetings from France
X (if I may ?)


If you may what? Leave a 'x' May all you like and back at you too.

Sommerauer71

Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
smoky: Christmas holidays in Kuwait? That is a Muslim country, innit?

Well, anyway, sounds like you have mucho fun organised on your "farm" ... a farm in Kuwait? How far out in the desert is this? Or is that not desert country?..... sorry, my geography is not realy that good...... I just have this mental image of a Kuwaiti farm... An Oasis? with camels?

Sheaps, chickens, goats and a cow - WOW! .. and slave girls to do the cooking! SO much meat is gonna make you mighty constipated!

Ahhh, but your Secret is not realy a Secret! .....The chicks from Dubai who are willing to spend a week out in the desert with a whole bunch of guys getting drunk ....... they all come from one of those Asian countries dont they? and they sell their services ...... ?

I think, and I stress ME, am thinking that this is all just in your imagination? But if its not, then I hope you realy realy enjoy your Xmas celebration. Wot exactly are you celebrating?


Aha, our clever Smoky.

Yes, I think it is all imagined too, but it is bloody good fun to read, if nothing else...

Mery Christmas to you and yours...


u2Kitty

Close to the ocean, Ribe Denmark

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I simply can`t explain why - but this thread is the funniest thread I have ever read here on CS!!!
Tears from laughter by reading this - the issue of the thread and the posts - SO FUNNY!!! I think "Al Capone" has a tremendous talent for attracting attention.
Still laughing HELP
laugh laugh laugh
phoenix

paris, Ile-de-France France

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
Sommerauer71: Mine are simple.

In bed.


With a good book and a hot mug of chocolate of course...
Conrad73online today! Conrad73

Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
where all these Folks went to?confused
smoky smoky

Unterland, Zrich Switzerland

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
Conrad73: where all these Folks went to?
They fell into the big black X-hole where all X-holes are destined for?
Conrad73online today! Conrad73

Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
smoky: They fell into the big black X-hole where all X-holes are destined for?
laugh
marcelamaria

paphos, Paphos Cyprus

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
you don't need christmas to celebrate :-) celebrate every day of your life because you have just one. Don't wait for christmas! :-)
lovemedofr

beautiful place, Aquitaine France

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
At CHRISTMAS (no XMas any more please it is so restricting and has no meaning !) !!!!!!!!! CHRISTMAS is for CHRISTians !!!!!!! The rest is all bully about money and gifts no more spirituality !!!!!!!!!very mad devil
Re: How to celebrate xmas?
How can people to revive a thread from


Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:15 PM

to


Wed May 22, 2013 3:37 PM




uncertain
Phoenix Phoenix

Belfast....., Antrim, Ireland

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
lifeisadream: How can people to revive a thread fromFri Dec 26, 2008 2:15 PM

to Wed May 22, 2013 3:37 PM



Personally 'life' I reckon they clicked on the thread, found it was still open and posted on it..


Xmas with a spliff, just wouldn't the same.
Foxworth

Yes, Blekinge Sweden

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
lovemedofr: At CHRISTMAS (no XMas any more please it is so restricting and has no meaning !) !!!!!!!!! CHRISTMAS is for CHRISTians !!!!!!! The rest is all bully about money and gifts no more spirituality !!!!!!!!!



true dat.
Malfidus Malfidus

Antwerp, Antwerpen Belgium

Re: How to celebrate xmas?
I do nothing special with Xmas , as I don't believe in it being Buddhist.
Xmas has become a big commercial event and has nothing to do with its roots anymore.It is what our consumer society has made of it.
What I do well is having a little meeting with some friends to celebrate the Winter Solstice. The end of the dark days in our regions. That is something to celebrate.applause cheering
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