You'll freak when you see this filthy beast,Just look at all these mangled teeth, And my face you'd say, is a dripping mess, But on my planet I'm truly blessed, When I was born they threw a mighty feast,To celebrate their grusome beast, They served it two times dead dipped on a stick, Then slung it in my face like a bucket of spit, I grew and grew, and was belched from my nest, Then left to rot, until I looked my best, I mated with something I scraped off a rock, Now the eggs are hatching in our beastly flock, Your planet was ripe for colonization, Just begging for a mass invasion, So I gathered my brood of hungry crunchers, Hundreds and hundreds of mangling munchers, We hitched a ride on a speeding comet, And slammed the earth like a ball of vomit, Now we're licking our chops in anticipation, So happy to announce your extermination, Like we're soooo gonna' trash your habitation, Cause an Alien Skillet is your destination! cafetwo2010