Waddle Waddle-

Waddle Waddle

I know you like to see him make it jiggle
But better make him cover up his wiggle
Collection of midget porn and girls next door
Jammin to B97 gets you poppin on the floor
Abstience is the best way to go
To Avoid being on Baby and me reality tv show
For all my single people if this aint for you just Holla
Definitely buy raincoat at adult book store just spend extra dollar
STDS are not to be shared generously
So make sure to cover it up and engage in relations responsibly
While you out exploring the adventures of get down and dirty in truck
Take a sec pull out raincoat or
in 9 mths you'll we Waddling like a Duck
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Posted: Oct 2010
About this poem:
I wrote this on a napkin at Karoke bar with my friend who was 8 mths pregnant jammin to song Wobble, Wobble Shake Shake.

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Redex
rolling on the floor laughing Laugh of the morning greatpeace
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