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Oh dear that look upon your face, seems like you are appalled,
That I’ve not the hair within my pic., in fact I am quite bald,
I’m really sorry about the gut, you know how dieting goes,
But it’ll only take a month or so, afore I see my toes,
The shirt I bought before my hols, the colours are quite bright,
Ah ‘never mind doll’, you’ll see me when we’re groping in the night,
You’ve a degree, diplomas three, and quite an active mind?
That pales to insignificance, against the shape of your behind,
You’ve studied music classical? Well me I like the hits,
Cultured, learned, sophisticate? Yeah - and you’ve got nice tits,
You were reading Camus on the train? – He’s really not my bag,
But I’ll buy you another vodka babe, so how’s about a shag?
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Posted: Oct 2010
About this poem:
I wrote this years ago when I made my first foray in to web dating. " relationships and many years later - it still seems appropriate.

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Ladybee42
conversing so did she? laugh laugh
baldness is a sign of virility - wear the shine with pride!
grin bouquet bouquet
Gashly
yeah...i want to know too. lol! seemingly accurate. heh. nice write, car chaser!
opentuit
laugh laugh
So easy to mis-match no matter how good the pictures and profiles look!roll eyes doh

Still, all in all, I have to say that for me it's been well worth it.cheers
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