It's cold and dark, a frightful night
There's cause for worry and fear
Check under the bed; leave on the light
There's danger lurking oh so near.
We've enemies that prowl and lurk
And dwell in places high.
Disasters now, they are no quirk.
And we're all gonna die.
There's evilness afoot, you see
Conspiracies galore.
One world order is soon to be
They're just outside your door.
So put the tinfoil in your hat.
Lock doors and windows, too.
Youtube links will show you that
They're coming now for you.
The governments are in cahoots
They want you poor and broke
And if you're quaking in your boots
You know that it's no joke.
If you see Sarah Palin run
It's sure as hell you betcha.
There's nowhere safe under the sun
Illuminati's gonna getcha!