I think I'll get out of bed today
I'm sick of laying here day after day
with no one to come with nothing to say
the nurses will help me as long as I pay

The ceiling is boring I've seen it before
nothing on TV except blood and gore
the classical music is getting me sick
I really need something to give me a kick

How did I wind up in this hospital bed
surely I must have been out of my head
They tell me the other guy wound up dead
I kinda wish it was me instead

I never meant to hurt anybody
I only wanted to impress that hottie
you know the one with a black miniskirt
God my head is starting to hurt

Maybe I'll wait til tomorrow to get out of bed
maybe by then I'll be clear in my head
being in here sure seems insane
I only wish I could remember my name