Roll Out Roll Out Step Right This Way

by hedistuffLayopolis, West Virginia, USA

Jun 2011 602 Views 7 comments

"Roll Out...Roll Out....Step Right This Way"

oh golly...
it's about time!
Now available! Now Open! 'Mind and Body Borrowers Salon'....
Got an important meeting at work?
Want to impress a certain someone on that big date?
Haven't we all had that awful task facing us that no matter how absolutely necessary it is to get it done, we just can't find the time, gumption, or (gulp)gonads to actually do it?
Well...now your mind and/or body can rest easy!
Just come visit 'Mind and Body Borrowers Salon'......
We offer a vast array of minds, bodies, body parts (gender interchangeable), for rent or lease at reasonable prices. Put your mind or body at ease, or on hold, whenever, wherever, and for whatever, with a mere snap of your fingers (and a major credit card).
Sign the dotted line...and you'll be feelin' fine.
That's 'Mind and Body Borrowers Salon'
For a new YOU...come see us!

(*not recommended for ex-wives or ex-husbands of poets)

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Posted: Jun 2011

About this poem:

I had to hurriedly jot this down for 'she who must be obeyed' needed her personal aide for something (I coulda' used this service!). But imagine the scope of ideas that I could have explored...alas(sigh). I may become a lifetime member of MABBS.....

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Comments (7)

agoodguy2havesuffolk, Virginia USAJun 30, 2011

hedi, first the question...what is mabbs? then, ok, i'd like to make a trade or rental on a hedda hair, and maybe some new ears...I SAID...NEW EARS! Yeah, i can dig it. ;-)

gnj4uBoston, Massachusetts USAJun 30, 2011

Hi, hedistuff,
Mind and Body Borrowers Salon (MaBBS)... Is satisfaction guaranteed by a money-back policy? And, since it's called Salon, does one have to tip? Is the catalogue available on-line? So many questions, so little time...

hedistuffOPLayopolis, West Virginia USAJun 30, 2011

MABBS is an acronym.....Happy New Ears!