I love to feel the wind through my fur As I race through the woods to hunt Howl at the moon, I feel so bold Let the world know that I'm coming
They shake with fear, in their houses hide They know I will show no mercy A goat here or a sheep there Is all part of my diet
Not really that keen on human flesh Too much of it is pickled But should they get in my way I will happily kill and eat them
Now poor old Gramps sits at home Warming his hide by the fire Long gone are his days of hunting He's just a gummy old werewolf
Now Dad he's weird, don't understand him Since when does a werewolf turn Vegan Mother said it might have been the fright When they managed to nearly kill him
I can smell the odour of goat in the air And hunters trying to trap me When will they learn I'm much too smart For any of their silly trickery
Quietly sneak round, behind the hunters Fly through the air snarling and growling They screamed and ran, what a sight I rolled on the ground laughing
Now what is this, a juicy goat Left tied up here, just for me With one quick slash and mighty bite I settled down to enjoy dinner
With tummy full I best head home Before the sun is rising Life is good for a werewolf Who's young and strong and fearless
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Posted: Aug 2011
About this poem:
Hello Mum and Dad, don't bother staying up waiting for me. Will be home before sunrise. Don't bother leaving food out cause I'll grab a bite while out. Say hi to Gramps for me. Love Wolfgang Jr.
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