Necessity is...

Archimedes sat at the table with his wife
a contemplative look in his eye
slowly eating Psomi and grapes
until finally he said:

"What would you like to do today dearest?"
"Would you like to go to the sea and bathe?"

"Perhaps", she said, ... "later".

"Would you care to walk to the peaks,
to see the arc of the Earth?" said he.

"No, I think not." she replied.

"Then the Amphitheatre, for a two-act play?"

"No," she said "...but we could play."

A bit bewildered he finally said,
"Well, what on Earth would you like to do?"

She smiled and quietly replied,
"We need to oil the Archimedean screw."

© agoodguy2have 2011-08-08
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Posted: Aug 2011

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Poetnumber1
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ,i sooooooooooo love this story,It's funny,its enjoyable and i love it,a beautiful piece indeed...applause applause applause applause applause applause happy place popcorn
purpledragonfly
Well there's a metaphore agoodguyconversing
gnj4u
Hi, agoodguy2have,
Whether he invented it or not, I'm sure he derived some great benefit from it! And, apparently, he chose his mate well! Now, to figure out that oil and water aspect...
Macduff5
Hi GG,

Now this is what I call a clever joke poem or is my mind just in the gutter? grin cheers
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