The cat ate the cheese that's inside the mouse

A snake ate a shoe with a foot still inside

Sat in a chair that was electrifying

There is wire in the yard but her name is not Barb

He was hung over laying down

He called it quits when he got fired

The grass died when it got cut

Sparky started it caught the whole damn thing on fire

you got mail, go outside and check it
I go back outside and check it
so I go outside and check it
why you check your mail ever ten minutes neighbor ask
the dang computer say's I got mail. so far it's lying to me.