Just for fun..

Ok ladies let us try to strive for a little more accuracy in
our profile descriptions.

REALITY CHECK LIST
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1. A few extra pounds should mean..'a few extra pounds,' but when I see your photo, there you are laying on your kitchen counter 743pounds in a neon thong.

2. You say you're looking for a guy who is sweet and kind but each morning a priest must perform an exorcism on you before your morning breakfast.

3.You say you want a guy who is adventurous but you state that your idea of adventure is hopping down the interstate on a Pogo Stick blindfolded.

4.You want an emotionally healthy relationship but let it slip that the US Army kept you locked in a metal box for 13 years and you have an inordinate love for knives.

5.You want a guy who is 'fit', but you did one push up in the third
grade and that one almost killed you.

6. You want a 'drama free' relationship, which must mean that either you've been walking among the God's, or you simply are not from this planet.

7. You live 100 miles from me and tell me you do not do long distance relationships just to blow me off..but I read in the paper that you've married some head-hunter on Easter Island.

8. You say a man must be at least 5'11" or taller, but you are only 4'3".

9. You say you are not religious but you reveal that in fact you don't even believe in 'nothing yet.'

10. You say your children have 'left the nest', which makes me think I've been flirting with some species of bird.

11. You said that you rather enjoyed 'hunting men', but never revealed that it was with an AK47 assult rifle.

12. You say there's no way you'd go through having children again but would accept mine, which makes me wonder what you did with your children.lol.

13. You say material things don't matter much to you, but when you divorced your hubby you even got his gold tooth and contact lenses.
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