Attention all travelers!
Attention all travelers!
Welcome all aboard Galactic Tour's
Premier orbiting "Starship Earth"
To the back of the ship please
We will begin seating all bachelors
For the rest of our passengers
Especially those of vaginal birth
You may get a ride for free
If you are indeed 'all naturals'
For a limited window seat please
Identify your rank of birth
We really don't have any room
Aboard for any unruly stragglers
First class seating is available
To all who can prove virgin birth
The cost of this trip is one lifetime
So please we don't want any hagglers
If you get sleepy sleeping quarters
Are all located in the dream berth
In stormy weather please remain seated
Within your body fasteners
Our mission controllers are
Preachers in the city of Fort Worth
We hope all your journeys aboard
Our flight will be real dazzlers
Feel free to get up and wander
Around the planet and express mirth