Slack

The computer hums
Brain cells numb
Text slowly appears across the screen
Words are slow at four a.m.
The banana peel is getting brown
The crumpled papers seem upside down
One bulb shimmers and burns out as if dying
Seems like old man Slumber I'm just defying
I rub the sleep from my eyes and yawn
Only hours until I drag the garbage to the curb at dawn
To continue writing would seem so very absurd
I don't think I can type even one more word
The cat scratches at the door
I've no love to give at just past four
Buzz off you lazy curr
Shouldn't be with you... but her
I nod to dreamland and surrender so easily
I snore but reasonably
I dream I'm a young scoudrel full of courage
Damn! I've gone and slept and missed the garbage
The banana peel is looking black
Another hour and the peel will look back
Shouldn't slept in the chair but the sack
How did I get so damn slack!!
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Posted: Dec 2011
About this poem:
Some more humour. Nothing funnier than life itself!!!

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Comments (11)

Maxeen_1
Exactly boys I agree with Jazzy your write is a great write excellenty luv it wtgooo these lines...funny as :)
The banana peel is looking black
Another hour and the peel will look backhug thumbs up teddybear
lucy777
DRAGGING TRASH CANS A DAWN,,,NO FUN!hug GREAT WRIGHT BOYSHCHRMteddybear
thelmatalla
Dear poet, indeed an excellent write for someone who's feeling the SLACK!!bouquet teddybear heart beating
niah9
You admit it...that makes you a special poet boys charm...just try to get to bed as often as you can...necessary for your beauty.... sleep.....LOLteddybear Kathycool
vyoleta
You've put a smile on my face this morning. Thanks boy. I like the words you told to your cat:

Buzz off you lazy curr
Shouldn't be with you... but her

Haha, very effective!
mcradloff
I juggled a banana last week, had to cut most of it away since a bruised banana turns brown. I had a cat once, I had to get rid of it, the hair, the hair, the hair, if it's one thing I can't stand is hair, hair, hair!rolling on the floor laughing santa waving
boyshchrm6
Why thanks Jazzy...but really it was just my
late night ranting....grin angel cool teddybear
boyshchrm6
Thanks Maxeen. Glad you got a Chuckle.
cool angel dancing hug teddybear
boyshchrm6
Thanks Thelmat.I think I need some
sleep though...sigh sleep hug
boyshchrm6
Thanks Niah. Yes I DO Need my beauty sleep...desperately!
angel sleep dancing hug
boyshchrm6
Thanks for your kind comment Vyoletta.
cool angel hug teddybear angel
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