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Cereal Killer

When I hear the word Serial Killer
I instead think Cereal Killer
A crazy guy is going around
He's killing off all the cereal mascots
He has a clever thing to say before he does them in
Your luck just ran out Lucky Charms!
Oh yeah, tricks are for kids, and bullets are for rabbits!
They're greaaaat, and you're deaaaad!
So you go cucko for Coco Puffs, well guess what I am cucko birdy!
I don't know much about Crunch Berries Capn, but I do know how to make you walk off the plank matee!
Hey! Tucan Sam! Did you get your fruit today? Well, here's a little iron!
They found the man at his home dancing to Richard Simmon's Sweatin to the Oldies. He has been put in prison for life eating a steady diet of Kix cereal.
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Posted: Dec 2011
About this poem:
Just having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!

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