We’ll tell our kids how we met
On the loved up Internet.
I found you in the search engine of my heart.
Romance at the click of a mouse.
We will never be apart.

We’ll tell our kids how we fell
Into a wishing well,
In the classified ads of romance.
Woman seeks Man with a photograph.
It only took one glance.

Our first date was a winner.
You wooed me over dinner.
I was head over heels from Cupid’s bow.
Man seeks Woman with an arrow.
It only took one kiss to know.

So bless our broadband connection
After so much rejection.
Online dating led us to our fate.
Finding each other at last,
My friend,
My partner,
My mate.