Is there someone as feckless as myself? But just as lusty when the mood is right Someone who won’t mind washing the delft, Watching the football and drinking all night
Don’t expect me to decorate, Cut down trees or dig the weeds I won’t be much help if you’re in a state But I may surprise you with selfless deeds
I have a temper and love a good rant But I’ll calm down soon if you just agree I’ll do what I can and shirk what I can’t So you better get used to humouring me
Your family will hate me so best we don’t meet Tell them I’m shy and I work odd hours I’m much too boring to flirt or to cheat On Valentine’s Day, there’ll always be flowers
I’ve got a good memory and won’t forget Birthday and anniversary cards I’ll annually mark the day that we met With food and wine and kindest regards
I’ll break every promise I promised to keep So promise you’ll never hold me to them And every night before we fall asleep I’ll kiss your cold shoulder and whisper Je t’aime