Get out of my bed you lazy bum, get out
I have to get rid of you without a doubt
Everyday you sleep all freaking day
When I get home you want to play
Then you wait for me to feed you
Then what do you do
Off for the night God knows where
I'm tired of it and today I swear....
Is the day I put a stop to it all
For months you been riding for a fall
I work my tail off to keep you in style
You are more expensive than a child
But you are never around when I need you
Your attention far betweeen and few
Did I not say GET OUT OF MY BED
If I say it again then you will be dead
Yeah now will you just look at that
I'm gonna kill this spiteful cat