I don't play golf to feel bad, I play bad golf but feel great.

To be a bad golfer is easy, that's why most people are bad golfers.
To be a good golfer one must work out three hours every day and walk at least 36 holes of golf each and every day. No golf carts can be used and you must get a caddy to carry your clubs or carry them yourself, no pull carts are allowed. Pull carts and golf carts are for lazy, bad golfers which you and I are a part of. You say, I'm not a bad golfer, then why are you reading this? If you were a good golfer you'd be walking on the golf course or writing an article for a golf magazine showing us bad golfers how to swing or hawking some new club that will hit the ball farther and straighter, which of course it will not. The club doesn't count, it's your swing, your bad swing that is the reason for you and millions of other golfers who shoot triple digit scores. Of course that is if you play by the rules. Most golfers don't play by the rules, they cheat. They don't count lost balls, they don't go back to where they hit their first shot, they move the ball away from obstacles, don't count out of bounds, and take as many mulligans as they want. But if you illiminated all the bad golfers, golf would cease to exist. The bad golfers support the good golfers by buying the clubs, the balls, and all the other crap good golfers help to sell. And bad golfers are always going to buy it because they are desperate.