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OMG---I love (studying) English!!!

I don’t like English, and I know it doesn’t like me
I don’t like English ‘cus I know it doesn’t suit me
I don’t like English, but it doesn’t bother me
I don’t like English, don’t you offer to teach me

I don’t like English ‘cus English isn’t an apple
When I see English, I feel like I see a weasel
When I read English, I feel like I read a puzzle
When I listen to English, I feel like I listen to a rifle

I don’t like English, but I do like British
My problem is British, they all speak English
I don’t know what to do, then I could make a wish
Though it’s impossible, wishing British to not speak English!

My friends told me to stop, never make a wish!
They told me to be cool, there are plenty of fish!
I said I am a girl, I don’t want to date a fish!
I think I am cursed, why do I like only British?!

I have no idea why, the other guys never crush my spirit?
Whenever I meet British, I feel like I have been hit!
Now I should learn English, and I know I could do it!
If I was to give up, I would try to think of Brad Pitt!

At the present time, I can only speak a lil English (yeah :”D)
Fortunately my darling is not British!!! :”D (yeah--yeahh)
Though he’s good at A B C, and he does speak English! :’o
He is American, and the one I cherish! :”)

Late at night…
He’s being a teacher, he teaches me English
He said he won’t kiss me, till he hears I speak English
I speak A-B-C-D, after that I can’t finish! :”(
:”( I don’t remember the rest, then I ask him to punish :”(

He did punish me, by giving me the sweetest kiss (awwww)
Then I speak E-G-H-I, and he said ‘one letter is missed’?
I said, ‘Oh really darling?’, If so please do punish >_<
He gave me another kiss...
OMG---I love (studying) English!!!

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Posted: Mar 2012
About this poem:
Let’s start doing A – Z over and over again tonight…. lol
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Just for fun... Nothings related to my real life. LOL
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Comments (10)

mcradloff
This is really clever. I took Spanish in eighth grade and hated it. All I retained from it is my name is Miguel and uno dos tres, quatro cinco sese, and that's about it!rolling on the floor laughing teddybear bunny
swade777
Back with your Irresistible C H A R M..... hug Now... You should let me punish you! wink
hedistuff
oh golly girl.....u b walking talking contradiction
Macduff5
Hi Jib,

Now having read your poem...I think your English is pretty good. thumbs up head banger
thesunandthesea
Gracias Miguel :”) bouquet

siete ocho nueve diez and that’s it. lol laugh

I believe you got D oops A for Spanish. heehee grin

^_^ Hey you know my boss can speak Spanish pretty well, you should talk to her. Heehe
peace
thesunandthesea
Gracias Miguel :”) bouquet

siete ocho nueve diez and that’s it. lol laugh

I believe you got D oops A for Spanish. heehee grin

^_^ Hey you know my boss can speak Spanish pretty well, you should talk to her. Heehe
peace
thesunandthesea
Thank you, Swade :) bouquet

If you punish me, my fan club will kill ya! You better not! :P
laugh
thesunandthesea
Thank you Hedistuff, cool

walking talking contradiction???devil

lol what’s that mean? I don’t understand English. innocent

And sometimes I'm happy that I don't understand English.. lol
grin
thesunandthesea
rose Thank you Macduff,flirty

After I've been reading your poetry. I think your ENGLISH is PRETTY GOOD too.thumbs up LOL laugh

THANK YOU VERY MUCH TEACHER!!!rose in teeth flower

^___^
kickit22
Hi JIB

Oh you write it and speak it you better at english the well majority of american's at least you can spell. oh and whoever teach you english they must be pretty good with that tongue you doing a mighty fine job.

kickit.
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