~~~Oversleeping Excuse~~~

Sleeping can be very enjoying!
For every living being!
But when sleeping disorder begins!
Insomnia just kicks in!

Sleep can brighten ones day!
Or make's one crawl back in bed!
Just to enjoy the relaxation!
To feel the endless sensation!

Yawning while opening one eye!
Looking at the alarm clock I snooze it saying "ya ya I'll get up!
Gimme 5 mins let me enjoy just a little bit!"
Taant taant the alarm rings again!
While pissed off I say "wht the hell, I just shut my eyes man!"

Later after a while I get up look at the time!
Holy crap I'm soooo late for work!
I Look at my cell I see 6 missed calls!
Now I'm pretty sure tht my boss is pissed off!

I think of my list of excuses!
I open my appartment window!
Let the outside noise, make my boss hear it all!
while I tell him tht my car broke down on the highway!
I'm waiting for a toe truck to take it somewhere!

Boss says "r u ok??"
I say "fortunately k!"
I hang up yawn again, stretch my body on the bed, wash up, get dressed nd catch a cab to work!

Boss tells me "it's time for you to buy a new car!"
I tell my boss "how about a raise for once and for all!"
Boss gives me the weirdest look!
I smile at him nd go to my office room! ... Lol

~~~SAFE~~~
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Posted: Apr 2012
About this poem:
The weirdest excuses we make for our late arrival to work/office.... The above is my experience..... who knows it might just come in handy when U really would need it!! Lol

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Comments (2)

windyweatherly
Well my friendg dont do that all the time cause you can get in trouble.

Enjoyed I th my friend.

WW
Now12121
lol.... laugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Yes Mam well noted but, at times one is helpless when his/her sleep barges into the human body dunno dunno dunno doh doh

Cheers
MZ
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