The Tombstone Conchita was fetching.. ...Against the Marshall she was pressing.. She flashed a sly smile.. Buntline felt like a mile Aye Caramba! I see you have missed me!
Second Limerick
With pistols and rifles Caliber forty or more Loaded with black powder, just to be sure They step up to the line, with grins long and wide They frightened steel targets, they'd be no more.
Third Limerick
There once was a woman named Miz Lou Graham Who was Dallas' prettiest Madam She had a pair of guns That were second to none If you saw them up close, you'd call her Ma'am!
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Posted: Apr 2012
About this poem:
Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)
I'm so glad you enjoyed these. I came up with the third one just this morning and the second one a few weeks ago while out on the firing range qualifying. :)
Comments (11)
The last one still has me laughing!
Fab work & thanks for sharing
Many thanks for this trilogy of limericks - my favourite was the third one.
Best wishes
Bill
Phyllis
I'm glad these gave you a good chuckle. :)
I'm so glad you enjoyed these. I came up with the third one just this morning and the second one a few weeks ago while out on the firing range qualifying. :)
I had a feeling you'd enjoy these. :) Glad you did. :)
I tried to give these a flavor all of their own. Hope you liked them. :)
I remember your western limericks with great fondness. Thanks for putting some new ones out.