Fellsman's Challenge..(Limericks)

The Tombstone Conchita was fetching..
...Against the Marshall she was pressing..
She flashed a sly smile..
Buntline felt like a mile
Aye Caramba! I see you have missed me!

Second Limerick

With pistols and rifles
Caliber forty or more
Loaded with black powder, just to be sure
They step up to the line, with grins long and wide
They frightened steel targets, they'd be no more.

Third Limerick

There once was a woman named Miz Lou Graham
Who was Dallas' prettiest Madam
She had a pair of guns
That were second to none
If you saw them up close, you'd call her Ma'am!
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Posted: Apr 2012
About this poem:
Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)

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Comments (11)

LadyMorgana60
rolling on the floor laughing Loved all three Readerofsouls
The last one still has me laughing!
Fab work & thanks for sharing yay wine
Fellsman
Hi Mary

Many thanks for this trilogy of limericks - my favourite was the third one.

Best wishes

Bill wine gift
lucy1777
Limericks Texas style! Way to go cowgirl!thumbs up
windyweatherly
Reader of souls, this is artistically Texan.. Thanks for sharing..

Phyllis
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Howdy LadyMorgana cowboy

I'm glad these gave you a good chuckle. :)yay
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Hi Bill cowboy

I'm so glad you enjoyed these. I came up with the third one just this morning and the second one a few weeks ago while out on the firing range qualifying. :) wine hug
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Howdy Lucy cowboy

I had a feeling you'd enjoy these. :) Glad you did. :)wine hug
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Howdy WW cowboy

I tried to give these a flavor all of their own. Hope you liked them. :) handshake
ReaderOfSoulsonline today!
Just a bit of Western-Texas style for ya'll. :) Enjoy!! :)
jazzy75
Cute! lol...and texas styled!peace
Macduff5
Hi Mary,

I remember your western limericks with great fondness. Thanks for putting some new ones out. bouquet
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