captain morgan (worse poem ever challange)

turkey dinner roasted feathers
bbq pigs at a weiner roast
captain morgan made me take a P
I didn't know she was under me
taking flight under fire
diving in the ocean
putting out my desires
feeling pressure
with a snake around my leg
splashing arms I'm going down
being pulled to the shore
got a headache gonna lay down
woke up when the sun went down
pounding head stumbling
to a bathroom
captain morgan
making me take a P
you were told
not to play with a hose
in the kid's pool
it wasn't
me who did it see
it was
captain morgan
who did this to me
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Posted: May 2012
About this poem:
hope this made the grade of the stupid poems. lol..

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Comments (11)

lucy1777
I give it a A+thumbs up
LadyMorgana60
Yep! This gets an A+ from me too! rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Poetnumber1
OH MY MYshock shockIt must be something in the air conversing .Yeah A+ ON MY BOOKrolling on the floor laughing M.M
Macduff5
Hi Kickit,

Mate this is bad. Up there with the tops in my book. thumbs up grin
Ahyra
A+ rolling on the floor laughing bouquet
jazzy75
Perfect!! I think I could get real used to this style my friend!!teddybear peace yay cheering
kickit22
wow what a honor to have recieved an A+ from all of you wonderful poets. blushing may have to go get me some captain morgan to celebrate these cherised comments from all of you. beer

kickit.
simpleME32
in 1658 or 1568 mrrMorgan took his crew around the ocean..before that they had a salad and they put vinegar and balsamic into.of course the sea affect the brainless act,,,and Poseidon slap them with seasickness.Are many kinds of Captains or Rums... but only some know how to eat or drink or how to play with a nose or hose.the good'' fact is.. he/she can be used like an excuse....cheers Kickit
kickit22
simpleme thank you for you insight. some great history to be learned..handshake

kickit22
kickit22
celtic how are you dear. had more fun reading ya comment den da poem itself. hug I thenk ye ma'am for dat A plus It is so special too me...and from all who granted me an A plus thank you so kind. You all never be forgetten...


bouquet

kickit
morgen90210
I wrote a historical poem about Capt . Morgan
Your was way better ......A+
And interesting enough when I was researching about him ...
I came across another Capt.Morgan (infamous) and in the US police dept. !

He was framed for trying to exposed the Illuminati !!!
And lost his honour,dignity and good name.
One day I'll write about him too
Thank you kickit ... cheers
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