turkey dinner roasted feathers bbq pigs at a weiner roast captain morgan made me take a P I didn't know she was under me taking flight under fire diving in the ocean putting out my desires feeling pressure with a snake around my leg splashing arms I'm going down being pulled to the shore got a headache gonna lay down woke up when the sun went down pounding head stumbling to a bathroom captain morgan making me take a P you were told not to play with a hose in the kid's pool it wasn't me who did it see it was captain morgan who did this to me
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Posted: May 2012
About this poem:
hope this made the grade of the stupid poems. lol..
what a honor to have recieved an A+ from all of you wonderful poets. may have to go get me some captain morgan to celebrate these cherised comments from all of you.
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simpleME32Limassol, CyprusMay 4, 2012
in 1658 or 1568 mrrMorgan took his crew around the ocean..before that they had a salad and they put vinegar and balsamic into.of course the sea affect the brainless act,,,and Poseidon slap them with seasickness.Are many kinds of Captains or Rums... but only some know how to eat or drink or how to play with a nose or hose.the good'' fact is.. he/she can be used like an excuse....cheers Kickit
celtic how are you dear. had more fun reading ya comment den da poem itself. I thenk ye ma'am for dat A plus It is so special too me...and from all who granted me an A plus thank you so kind. You all never be forgetten...
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morgen90210singapore, Central Singapore SingaporeAug 23, 2019
I wrote a historical poem about Capt . Morgan Your was way better ......A+ And interesting enough when I was researching about him ... I came across another Capt.Morgan (infamous) and in the US police dept. !
He was framed for trying to exposed the Illuminati !!! And lost his honour,dignity and good name. One day I'll write about him too Thank you kickit ...
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Mate this is bad. Up there with the tops in my book.
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Your was way better ......A+
And interesting enough when I was researching about him ...
I came across another Capt.Morgan (infamous) and in the US police dept. !
He was framed for trying to exposed the Illuminati !!!
And lost his honour,dignity and good name.
One day I'll write about him too
Thank you kickit ...