It ia a good thing you were shown with a dame
When to the world was exposed your shame
Had you been shown with a man
From our ranks, you we would have to ban
The world was shown you in your birthday suit
So we hope you did not forget your boot
We hope if you took her to bed
That you did not forget to cover your head
The world they would have see your private
Good thing you used your hands to cover it
For some that you in friendship embraced
Would rather see you disgraced
we respect that you participated in the game
Seeing we would have done the same
Big up to you playing like a man
The royals may you ban
Therefore I propose this plan
We ask our government to name you an honorary Jamaican