In the strange world
of quatum physics a
mysterious phenomenon
occurs..
If we observe any process
in nature it will obey
a certain law of physics
If we are not observing
it, it follows a completely
different process which one
may draw the conclusion that
our lives have an infinite
variety of outcomes in a
multi-dimensional universe~
It was from one of these
infinite possibilities within
the finite actions of human
endeavour that Margret Bang
first introduced herself to
me in the wee hours of the night..
She appeared as it were out of
some cosmic vortex accompanied
by an angelic chorus that quavered
within her own personal space-time..
'I am Margret, she breathed..'
'I have come from the Orion Belt of
a fading solar system..'
'We have heard your moaning and are
well aquainted with your daily grief..'
'The singles club has not produced the
mate of your dreams so the Overlord of
the Orion constelation has sent me to
soothe your wretched soul..
'I can stay by your side only until
your planets line up for the last
time..
'After that I must be sent to another
planetary dude..'
'Here! I have bought you alien fruit
which will make you feel like a cosmic
hunk..'
'Hurry now! The midnight sun is sinking!
'Take your fill of extraterrestrial bananas
and frolic with your new quatum lover..
'Just call me the big Bang.!