Woe is me a canna text this modern world ....It leaves me fair perplexed...Am bein left behind like stone age man....Older and wiser well i:ll be damned....Mobile phones an computers should be banned...This mobile phone can take pictures as weel...God knows i find an orange hard tae peel...An they can store more in that wee box....Than all the gold IN FORT KNOX.....Ah yaes tae mind bein left behind....But fur me perhaps the Lord had somthin else in mind...Weel ma name is John he micht make me a saint!....Or a could be like Michell Angelo an be dab hand wi the paint....Weel time wull tell in Hiven or Hell ....These new inventions micht be able tae smell ..So if ye find oot if am richt or wrong...My god a think the world wull fairley pong.....jw